All gays are well groomed: What a load of tosh. My bird said to me on Saturday night let's go in a gay bar because they're all friendly and a good laugh. So I begrudgingly went in. The place was scruffy and the people inside were ugly, unfit dirty looking things. No wonder they turned gay as none of the opposite sex would dream of entertaining them.
Modern fallacy. women are clever: No they aren't. They have no sense of direction, can't drive and cry or yell when under any type of pressure. They do however have many good qualities. Without stating the obvious they're also good with emotional stuff and writing letters of complaint.
All left wingers are scruffy, ugly losers with an inability to amount to anything in life: This one's a toughie. In fact no I just can't think of a single case to disprove this one.