Who would win in a fight to the death?

[Norse]

This thread's results highlight the problem with the world today.

Little molly-coddled, delusional little boys, wrapped up in a sense of hero romanticism.

Face the truth, Tyson was a big, crazy beefy bastard, who would even give me a half decent fight. Lee would try to kick tyson, and tyson would laugh as his miserable efforts are foundto be less effective against 18 stone big beefy black men, as they are against skinny little stunt men, who go down quicker than the average chick when norse is in town.

Face it, the nasty, big, feirce, self-promoting bastards always win.

FACT!

[autoload]

None of that exist in a stage. You are essentially pitting a professional 220 pound fighter against a 160 pound actor. Both are fast, both are tough, but Tyson wins.

Try 135-140.

[luns101]

Oh please! Like either of these two lightweights would stand a chance against Mr. Miyagi

[Skittles!]

Postman Pat.

Fireman Sam will win, I'm sorry.

[Dancing Mustard]

So, Bruce Lee it is then...

[brooksieb]

Bruce lee,

gotta watch out those men from china are crafty

[brooksieb]

Bruce lee,

gotta watch out those men from china are crafty

[heavycola]

The other factor to consider is that Lee was never a professional fighter. His fighting titles include one amateur boxing title that he won before coming to America.

He majored in philosophy and drama at UWash.

His fight scenes were all carefully choreographed so he would not hurt his fellow actors.

All of his martial arts performances were demonstrations. The 1 inch punch, the broken body bag, the punching his fingers through a steel can. All of those were on stage before an audience where he had plenty of time to set everything up just how he needed it to be.

None of that exist in a stage. You are essentially pitting a professional 220 pound fighter against a 160 pound actor. Both are fast, both are tough, but Tyson wins.

Tyson is a trained boxer. He is trained to protect his face and upper body only, leaving his spindly chicken legs vulnerable. All Bruce Lee needs to do is one of those mad kicks where he stamps on your knee and the bone comes out of your thigh. Awesome. That's the chicago way.

Lee FTW

[Symmetry]

In a fight to the death, I'd bet on the guy who doesn't take drugs that induce brain seizures.

[Snorri1234]

Tyson is a trained boxer. He is trained to protect his face and upper body only, leaving his spindly chicken legs vulnerable. All Bruce Lee needs to do is one of those mad kicks where he stamps on your knee and the bone comes out of your thigh. Awesome. That's the chicago way.

Lee FTW

But then again all Tyson would need to do is punch Lee in the face and then he would be pretty much done. The trick would ofcourse to land that punch.
I can't really say who has the overhand here. On the one hand martial arts aren't really that suited for barroom brawling, so when they confront in a random encounter I would bet on Tyson, but when it would be a ringfight where both know who they're facing it can go either way.

So my vote is still for Batman.

[DAZMCFC]

now i know Tyson is the badest boxer ever, but i would still go for Lee. he is to quick and the kicks to the legs would knock Tyson down to often.