Stache recruitment thread.

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:49 am

I second the veto on Zeo.

Also, I have heard that he suffers from an Oedipus complex..... ew.

by **ZeoEmpire** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:04 am

stache hag wrote:I second the veto on Zeo.

Also, I have heard that he suffers from an Oedipus complex..... ew.

thats not true ,I swear Cross my heart and hope to die

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:06 am

Stick a needle in your eye?

by **ZeoEmpire** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:07 am

yes, who told you that?

by **OwlLawyer** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:07 am

stache hag wrote:Stick a needle in your eye?

Holy shit, this is funny on so many levels.

by **ZeoEmpire** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:09 am

why do you hate me OwlLawyer?

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:10 am

Zeo, how old are you?

by **ZeoEmpire** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:12 am

12, but you didnt answer my Question?

by **OwlLawyer** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:13 am

ZeoEmpire wrote:why do you hate me OwlLawyer?

See, i don't hate you.

The reason that was fucking hilarious is because, in the story of Oedipus, he marries his mother and kills his father. All without knowing they are his mother and father. Then, when the realization hits him, he gouges out his eyes.

So you said, "Cross my heart and hope to die"

And she finished the childhool rhyme with "Stick a needle in your eye?"

BUT, with the Oedipus element added in, it reaches a new level of hilarity.

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:14 am

Okay, you may have to read Oedipus Rex....

"Stick a needle in my eye"

1. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

2. Oedipus kills himself in this fashion.

(So, going into 7th or 8th grade? As an English teacher, I am pretty sure you read Oedipus in 10th grade....)

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:14 am

Fastposted.

by **ZeoEmpire** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:15 am

i dont get you

by **OwlLawyer** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:15 am

Oedipus does not kill himself, he merely blinds himself.

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:16 am

Right.... I haven't read that shit in 10 years.

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:16 am

What don't you get?

by **ZeoEmpire** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:18 am

cuz i never read the book

by **stache hag** on Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:20 am

right, we were trying to just explain the plot.

Oedipus is a man who (accidentally) bones his mother and kills his father. He comes to find out that he has married his mother, and kills his father, and he is ashamed. So, he gouges his eyes out.

Therefore, when someone is said to have an "Oedipus Complex" what one is saying is that they are a little too close to mommy. Get it?