Who has the last word?

[jonesthecurl]

beilieve me, if this is crying I've been sad most of my life (at least in the spring and summer) - and I'm a happy type. See?

[darth emperor]

of course how u cant be happy,if u have a cobra as ur bodyguard

[KidWhisky]

That hay fever is a real pain. Every spring it comes around. Good thing its still snowing here stave off the fever for a few more weeks

[sailorseal]

That hay fever is a real pain. Every spring it comes around. Good thing its still snowing here stave off the fever for a few more weeks

So agreed

[jonesthecurl]

Thursday - well below freezing. Friday - just above. Saturday - 75 degrees. Spring is sprung.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

I think the three of you should vacation together at a spa together. Yep, only wrapped in towels. Applying lotion to each other's bodies, then after that you boys can snap the towel at each other's asses!

[darth emperor]

YOu'd be very happy if that happens right?

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

YOu'd be very happy if that happens right?

Yes I would! Knowing that you boys found each other, would be a thrill for me.

Even though I'm not Gay, knowing all of you have found happiness is a true joy to me.

[jonesthecurl]

Remember: Stoneham isn't gay at all whatsoever. It's just everybody he ever encounters or hears about, or who frequents the same forum as him.
They're the gay ones.
All of 'em.
Yeah, that means you and you and you...

Ah good, here's the General's helper. Could you wipe his nose for him? It's a bit runny. And I think he's drooling again.

[darth emperor]

yeah we are here to help him to find his true sexuality(just found not help...)

[jonesthecurl]

I don't think he has far to look.

[darth emperor]

but a little of help is good right?

[jonesthecurl]

OK let's see what we can do:
Here's a checklist.

General Stoneham:
(i) Obsessed with homosexuality? (check)
(ii)Thinks everyone's homosexual? (check)
(iii)mentions male genitalia frequently? (check)
(iv)Thinks about men's bottoms a lot? (check)
(v) wears lipstick? (check)
(vi) and bright pink frilly dresses? (check)

[darth emperor]

OK let's see what we can do:
Here's a checklist.

General Stoneham:
(i) Obsessed with homosexuality? (check)
(ii)Thinks everyone's homosexual? (check)
(iii)mentions male genitalia frequently? (check)
(iv)Thinks about men's bottoms a lot? (check)
(v) wears lipstick? (check)
(vi) and bright pink frilly dresses? (check)

so the conclussion is...

[jonesthecurl]

[cough]gay as buggery [cough]

[darth emperor]

oh... I see...

[KidWhisky]

Every time he opens his mouth it makes me think he is more gay. I mean he is thinking about the three of us naked and rubbing lotion on each other. Kinda Gay

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

It's not that I think you boys are GAY, I know it.

[jonesthecurl]

[staggers at amazing put-down. Bows in presence of superior intellect.]

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Great! Now you know your place in society....under my boot.

[jonesthecurl]

Here's a secret, General:

People don't actually behave in real life like they do in your sexual fantasies. that's why they're called "fantasies".
Just because you tantalise yourself with visions of other cc'ers in the nud, doesn't mean they really do what you're imagining.
But go ahead and pleasure yourself - everybody needs a sex life, and we quite understand if yours is solo.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Too funny kid. The only one who's pleasuring themselves is you. Yep, I bet you beat your meat, in anticipation of my posts.

Of course, you're probably one of these kids who have to turn around the mirror, just in case you might cringe at the sight of yourself nude.

[jonesthecurl]

And I bet you beat your post in anticipation of my meaty comments.

[darth emperor]

Real:Existing in fact; not imaginary.


Fantasy:A pleasant situation that you enjoy thinking about, but which is unlikely to happen, or the activity of thinking itself.



It's clear now?

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

What's clear my Spaniard friend? That Spaniards have the highest rate of AIDS sufferers in Western Europe?