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A Europe Revamp...

Postby spiesr on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:44 pm

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Postby Jack0827 on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:45 pm

the hell :?
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Postby d.gishman on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:58 pm

that doesn't even look like europe.. and "poor peoples"? that's just stupid
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Postby Teya on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:37 pm

why have you used a map of africa?
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Postby Spockers on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:40 pm

brilliant. I love it.

In fact, i think "Poor Peoples" should be a map of its own.
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Postby JoshJ on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:41 pm

Spockers wrote:brilliant. I love it.

In fact, i think "Poor Peoples" should be a map of its own.


And it should only be available to non-premium members. :lol:
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Postby oaktown on Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:12 am

OK, who the hell are the four people that voted "yes" in the poll? They should be banned from ever posting again.

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Postby onbekende on Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:22 am

I see Afrika and something hanging from it, India?
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Postby Ruben Cassar on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:39 am

Stop offending my beloved Europa!
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Postby Spockers on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:44 am

I am proudly one of the people who voted for this, as I think it is comedy genius.

I am just wondering what is the inspiration behind it? is it a piss-take? or was the author just bored?
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:45 am

This is funny.
You seem to be missing a lot of Europe.. And I mean a lot.
You can't spell Switzerland.
Poor Countries? Even Poorer countries?
Oh my.. America is not that close either.

I still can't believe how anyone would try to revamp Europe with this.
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Postby max is gr8 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:57 am

This is a joke.
If it was serious I've seen more realistic maps of CC
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:59 am

I think I realised what the map land is.
It's a giant dog.
You got the eyes and the face and then the neck.
If you can't see it.. then use your imagination.
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Postby yeti_c on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:34 am

The Map is the Middle East on a slant I think...

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Postby DiM on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:36 am

i think pot is really cheap in north dakota.
spiesr, care to share a bit of your stash with us??
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Postby t.e.c on Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:04 am

Skittles! wrote:I think I realised what the map land is.
It's a giant dog.
You got the eyes and the face and then the neck.
If you can't see it.. then use your imagination.

i reckon it looks like a dragon breathing smoke. germany's hiding the eye.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:05 am

t.e.c wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I think I realised what the map land is.
It's a giant dog.
You got the eyes and the face and then the neck.
If you can't see it.. then use your imagination.

i reckon it looks like a dragon breathing smoke. germany's hiding the eye.


Nope, I still think it looks like a dog.
You see, 'Denmark' is the ear, then germany is hiding the area where the entering of the ear is, then east of Germany is the eye.. Then you get the rest, I hope.
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:20 am

Europe doesnt need a revamp except for its mountains...
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Postby spiesr on Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:47 pm

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Europe
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Postby Spockers on Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:11 pm

In that case, this should be the new classic map, based on the Banana-Earth Theory:

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Postby i love risk on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:12 pm

nice bro
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Postby spiesr on Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:00 pm

i love risk wrote:nice bro
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that sucks

Postby boblicom on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:58 am

its pathetic why would u take a map of affrica turn it on its side and call it europe. to make it owrse theres american lands there what the hell :o
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Postby RobinJ on Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:23 am

I am really offended! (not really :lol: ). It's funny but it is a bit of a piss take to say the least. And the Americans are one to talk! (I shall not say anything as I realise the majority of the site is American). Anyway, I 'm guessing that the American Colony is Britain and I can understand that with George Bush and Tony Blair in power. Still, the rest of Britain doesn't quite feel the same way about America as a whole
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Postby ruthlessontogeny on Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:24 am

europe definitely needs a revamp, but i think it's safe to say that this shouldn't be it. a funny joke though--i'm ashamed that i didn't notice it was africa until someone else pointed it out to me.

what about a roman empire map? that would revamp europe and add an interesting historical layer to the whole thing...
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