the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[hawkeye]

ointment

[strike wolf]

as I said before, you will see.

[Kylie]

ok i might watch the movie lol anyway .....

[sportsdd2]

i learned how u can tell a who is a witch or not

some times they turn u into newts ... and if your lucky u get better

[strike wolf]

But the best way is if they are lighter than a duck. Just as sheep's bladder can be used to prevent earthquakes.

[strike wolf]

yes we did..lol.. i cant help myself some one starts it and i keep doing it..lol

Spoken like a true Monty Python fan.

[strike wolf]

i always love seeing other monty python lovers

Sir robins Musicians are the best i do say so

"bravely bold sir Robin rode forth from camelot. He was not afraid, oh brave sir robin. He was not in the least bit scared to have his eyes ripped, out his tongue removed, or his knees bashed in, or his arms ripped off, or his bones shattered, or his pe..."

"OK thats enough!"

[sportsdd2]

tho if i could change anything i would change the ending. Did u know they ended it like that cuz they ran out of money? Only if they would of had that extra $.50

[strike wolf]

Eh...what can you really do about it? I just take the good with the bad.

[sportsdd2]

make a time machine or find a magic lamp. and give em it

[strike wolf]

better idea. go back in time and beat Bill Gates to Microsoft and then we make the movie with the money that we gain and the writers under our pay roll. It's simply brilliant.

[sportsdd2]

idk beating up a nerd sounds to easy. I think we go bak in time and give money to the show to finish it/kill the police that kill the movie.

[strike wolf]

Who said I wanted to beat him up? I'm saying beat him to the idea, look up the technology, go back in time and get it copyrighted before he does.

[dagreatbroomhead]

EAT HARDER RIDDLES BITCHES!!! or brain teasers, whatever. just i hope they are harder.

p.s. please post an explaination with the answer. thanks

#70 What comes next in the series, and why?
Triangle, Dot, Circle, Square, Circle, Pentagon, _______(4)

#71 If you threw a white hat with a blue ribbon into the Red Sea, what would it become?(4)

#72 A girl was walking through the forest to her granny to give her some eggs that she was carrying in her basket.
She came accross a bridge with an angry troll guarding it "give me half your eggs and half an egg and I will let you pass" said the troll. She did this, without cutting any of her eggs in half.
Before she reached her granny's cottage she had to pass four bridges in all, each guarded by a troll and each making the same demand. Each time, she was able to give a whole number of eggs to the troll (She never had to cut an egg in half)
When she got to her granny's cottage, she found that she had no more eggs left.
How many eggs did she start off with? (5)

#73 You have two ropes of unequal lengths each of which when lighted on one end burns up in exactly in one hour. However the rate of burning in any given length on any rope is not known. That is, the burning of the rope is non-uniform along the length. Also the direction of burning is immaterial. That is, any point on any of the ropes burns equally in the forward as well as backward direction.
The question is, how will you measure exactly 45 minutes with these two ropes, a matchbox and nothing else? You are not allowed to cut the ropes or twist them etc.(4)

#74 Alfred, Betty, Charlie, and Diane go to their local bar for drinks.
Betty turns to Alfred and says "Alfred, You owe me a drink."
This reminds Charlie, and he turns to Betty and says "Hey, Betty, you owe me TWO drinks."
Diane, remembering their last night out, turns to Charlie and says "Wait a minute, Charlie, you owe me THREE drinks."
Alfred, not to be outdone, turns to Diane and says "Yeah, but Diane, you owe me FOUR drinks."
"Oh no," groans Charlie. "We're going to be drinking all night!"
Assuming everybody is telling the truth, and all drinks cost the same amount, how can you keep these poor drunks from being stuck in the bar all night? What is the smallest number of drinks they have to buy to settle all debts?(5)


Score leaders
Kingwaffles - 87
johnnyrotten - 51
gadgetguy - 18
heavycola - 16
reverend_kyle - 13.5
qeee1 - 13
wicked - 12
Evil pope - 11
hawkeye - 10
Subi - 9
Kernal_Kronic - 8
Phobia - 7
JCole200 - 6
Mach - 6
Highborn - 5.5
TitusFinn - 5.5
Koolbak - 3


#65 My first is in fish but not in sail. My second in rabbit but not in tail My third in up but not in down My fourth in tiara not in crown My fifth in tree you plainly see My whole a food for you and me. What am I?(3) fruit - waffles

#66 Dan is younger than Rod, but older than Kyle and Warren, in that order. Rod is younger than David, but older than Warren. Warren is younger than Keith. David is older than Rod, but younger than Keith. Keith is older than Dan. Who is the oldest?(6) - keith - qeee1

#67 Two revolutions are all you need.
You might have called me a velocipede.
I'll get you around at moderate speed.(5)bicycle - waffles

#68 I am famous in China, but was infamous in Berlin.
Now- add a male monarch, the exercise can begin.(7)walking - qeee1

#69 It is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die.(4)nothing - subi

[sportsdd2]

meh.......wat eva works to change it.

[johnnyrotten]

#71 wet?

[johnnyrotten]

#74 10?

[dagreatbroomhead]

Eat Brain teasers now!

p.s. please post an explaination with the answer. thanks

#70 What comes next in the series, and why?
Triangle, Dot, Circle, Square, Circle, Pentagon, _______(4)

#72 A girl was walking through the forest to her granny to give her some eggs that she was carrying in her basket.
She came accross a bridge with an angry troll guarding it "give me half your eggs and half an egg and I will let you pass" said the troll. She did this, without cutting any of her eggs in half.
Before she reached her granny's cottage she had to pass four bridges in all, each guarded by a troll and each making the same demand. Each time, she was able to give a whole number of eggs to the troll (She never had to cut an egg in half)
When she got to her granny's cottage, she found that she had no more eggs left.
How many eggs did she start off with? (5)

#73 You have two ropes of unequal lengths each of which when lighted on one end burns up in exactly in one hour. However the rate of burning in any given length on any rope is not known. That is, the burning of the rope is non-uniform along the length. Also the direction of burning is immaterial. That is, any point on any of the ropes burns equally in the forward as well as backward direction.
The question is, how will you measure exactly 45 minutes with these two ropes, a matchbox and nothing else? You are not allowed to cut the ropes or twist them etc.(4)

#74 Alfred, Betty, Charlie, and Diane go to their local bar for drinks.
Betty turns to Alfred and says "Alfred, You owe me a drink."
This reminds Charlie, and he turns to Betty and says "Hey, Betty, you owe me TWO drinks."
Diane, remembering their last night out, turns to Charlie and says "Wait a minute, Charlie, you owe me THREE drinks."
Alfred, not to be outdone, turns to Diane and says "Yeah, but Diane, you owe me FOUR drinks."
"Oh no," groans Charlie. "We're going to be drinking all night!"
Assuming everybody is telling the truth, and all drinks cost the same amount, how can you keep these poor drunks from being stuck in the bar all night? What is the smallest number of drinks they have to buy to settle all debts?(5)

#75 One of your 4 children has gotten into the chocolate chip cookies. You want to find and punish the bad child. Whenever you ask them all a question, as a group, 3 of them always lie and 1 of them always tells the truth, but on any one occassion you have no idea who, in fact, is the truth teller. You ask them, then, who ate the cookies, and here are their replies:

Anne - Bertie ate the cookies.
Bertie - Dennis ate the cookies.
Clara - I did not eat the cookies.
Dennis - Bertie is lying when she says I ate the cookies.

Who ate the cookies, and how did you figure it out?(4)


Score leaders
Kingwaffles - 87
johnnyrotten - 55
gadgetguy - 18
heavycola - 16
reverend_kyle - 13.5
qeee1 - 13
wicked - 12
Evil pope - 11
hawkeye - 10
Subi - 9
Kernal_Kronic - 8
Phobia - 7
JCole200 - 6
Mach - 6
Highborn - 5.5
TitusFinn - 5.5
Koolbak - 3


#71 If you threw a white hat with a blue ribbon into the Red Sea, what would it become?(4) wet - johnny

[johnnyrotten]

#70 Nonagon (sp?), because the number of the sides of each shape gives the first 5 numbers of pi, 3.1415, and the next number (I think) is 9, so its a 9 sided shape.

[wicked]

#70, nonagon (9-sided polygon)

Number of sides of the shapes equals pi (dot is decimal)...
Triangle, Dot, Circle, Square, Circle, Pentagon =
3.1415
so the next number in pi is 9.... a nine-sided surface is a nonagon.


PROPS TO THE ENGINEER! RAWR!


Edit: AAAACK DAMN YOU JOHHNY!

[johnnyrotten]

You know I love you really wick, but despite that I'm still not gonna let anyone else beat me

[KoolBak]

Your argument is over. No, it's not...Yes, it is...But I paid for it...No you didn't...Yes I did!

My favorite, along with the lumberjack song.....

[resitnecdan]

#72 Well if at every bridge she gives 1/2 of her eggs and another half then:
y/2-1/2=x
y=2*x+1,
where y is the number of eggs before the bridge and x after the bridge

So after the 4th bridge she has 0 eggs.
After the 3rd bridge she has 2*0+1=1 eggs
After the second bridge she has 2*1+2=3 eggs
After the first bridge she has 2*3+1=7 eggs
At the beggining she has 2*7+1=15 eggs

So 15.

[sportsdd2]

is that from wat flying circus???

[wicked]

3 damn minutes...