Welcome Comrades to the 28th edition of the Dispatch
Again we have to apologize for the issue being late. For a news team we kind of suck at following deadlines, don't we? But anyway, here's the latest issue, which has all kinds of cool things - an interview with MeDeFe, something new in the Foundry section, and all the latest gossip on CC...
We hope you enjoy this weeks issue!
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Hi there and welcome to the Mess Hall, where all the other stuff that does not go anywhere else goes. This fortnight we are providing you with [player]ARMY of GOD'[/player]'s regular feature Hot Topics, a review of the Ingame-Analysis plugin by [player]Minister Masket[/player] and another story of woe from [player]deathcomesrippin[/player]. Not enough for you? We also have a great interview with global moderator [player]MeDeFe[/player] and below you shall find another comical cartoon, provided by [player]natty_dread[/player] and [player]ARMY of GOD[/player]. Also I've slipped in an April Fool's somewhere in this section, yes it may be past the 1st of April now but it is never too late to pull a prank! 10 respect points to the first user that finds it.
[spoiler=Interrogation of MeDeFe]Q. Hey there MeDeFe
A. This is not a question. You are intentionally trying to confuse me! But it will not work, I am no cat!
Q. Why are you named after MDF (medium density fibre) board?
A. Medium density fibre board was invented at McGill University in 1975 and named after the head of the research team.
Q. How does it feel to be interviewed immediately after happy2seeyou who is in the sexiest clan ever? Do you cry at night knowing that you have not been invited to join the sexiest clan ever?
A. ... Sorry, what was the question? I was looking at those jugs...
Q. What's your favourite meal?
A. Whichever I'm currently eating.
Q. Were dids youse facination wif english cums from? (a/k/a Why are you a student of the English language?)
A. The original reason for me choosing English as my field of study at university was simply that I was good at English in school. My fascination with English and language in general now has rather little to do with that. My main source of fascination with it nowadays is how language can be described as a set of rules that make communication possible in the first place and how those rules are applied, but also bent and subverted. For example, how it's possible for someone to talk for five minutes straight and fully satisfy an audience without actually saying anything meaningful or on topic.
Q. Three posters you like, three posters that drive you nuts.
A. That would be MaleAlphaThree, jay_a2j, and... well, I can't think of any other poster who I like and who drives me nuts on a regular basis. I know that's not what you hoped for, but I think you will understand that my colourful position prohibits me from creating any sort of list of people that could be construed to mean that I have something against them. I strive to accept all posters for who they are and tolerate their little quirks so as to promote the flourishing of diversity in the CC community in accordance with the Rainbow Rule.
Q. Obviously you are an American stationed in Germany. Please tell us all of the top secret clandestine spy missions you have gone on that involved you necessarily sleeping with beautiful women and driving an Aston Martin. Or at least one.
A. There was this one time... I was relaxing with a glass of Domaine de Chevalier at my château that lies by a beautiful little lake in the Swiss Alps when I received a call from HQ. Apparently some shadowy billionaire had stolen several missiles with nuclear warheads and was planning to use them to take over the world and usher in a dark reign of controlled markets where honest, hard-working conservatives would be forced to buy his inferior products and peaceful, morally upright liberals be made to suffer knowing that the goods were not up to environmental and health safety standards. I was to meet a contact at the rock of Gibraltar who would brief me on the whereabouts of the evildoer.
Such madness could not be allowed to come to pass! I finished my wine and arose, stroking the exquisitely rounded buttocks of my secretary with one hand, she smiled and for a moment I wished work could be postponed, but alas, such is the fate of a top secret top agent. After a brief shower I was sitting in my private jet, looking dashing in an impeccably pressed black suit, preparing myself mentally for the trials that were to come. When my pilot announced that we were at our destination I put on a parachute and jumped out of the plane, I deployed the parachute at 500m and landed next to my contact, I immediately slipped out of the harness and the parachute flew on a bit before becoming entangled in a tree. My suit still impeccable I shook hands with Carlos, merely my hair had been ruffled into a daring new style by the wind. As we walked away some locals were gathering around the parachute in bafflement, it was actually a mildly amusing scene if I may say so.
Carlos filled me in on the details over some excellent seafood and a not too shabby Spanish wine in a small bar by the seaside. Apparently the billionaire had taken his refuge to a subterranean installation in the Sahara, bombing him was out of the question, at 1km depth he would only notice an atomic bomb because his scanners would tell him one had gone off, infiltration and pin-point precision was the only option, either the target would have to be taken out or the installation would have to be made uninhabitable and everyone in it be forced to return to the surface where they could be dealt with easily. To make matters worse the exact whereabouts of the missiles were as yet unknown, he had acquired a total of 12 missiles and it was estimated that six were at the Saharan base, but half were unaccounted for. They would have to be found before any action could be taken. I was to approach the billionaire's wife who took care of his regular business in his absence and pump her for information. Her office was on Hawaii, a flight had been organized, Carlos gave me the file on her that I could study on my way there. Having finished our meal I smiled at the cute waitress who nearly swooned and told us the meal was on the house.
During my flight to Hawaii I learned that the villain's wife was a 24 year old former beauty queen who had studied economics and law at the world-renowned McGill University. When I landed my Hawaiian contact, Stan, was waiting for me at the airport. On the way to the hotel he told me that my target would host a charity dinner in two days. Wealthy people would attend, hobnob, drink slightly too much champagne and sign a few cheques. Naturally an invitation for me had already been prepared for. I figured I might as well use the two days relaxing so I hit the beaches. On the first day I judged a wet T-shirt contest, in the evening I walked the winner home, that night... well, on the second day, I rested.
Everything went smoothly during the dinner, one look and she gave me her number, a little conversation and she told me to come see her afterwards, a drink and we slipped away, all her duties as a host forgotten. One intense hour in a small office later we were lying naked on a bed usually intended for someone working late, which technically applied to me. It was obvious why she had won the pageant a few years before, she was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen naked, and every beautiful woman I have seen eventually became naked, but she was one of a kind. She hadn't known what her husband was up to, but, having studied economics, she realized what the consequences would be and was horrified. She promised to help me gain access to her husbands data files and find out where the missing missiles might be. With her knowledge of her husband's business organization and my skills as a hacker we quickly found the locations of the other 6 missiles as well as the blueprints of the subterranean base and I transmitted them to HQ. The operation was set to take place one week later, all targets would be hit simultaneously to make sure no missile would be fired, I, being the best of all top secret agents, was to infiltrate the Saharan base ahead of time with the help of our new ally. She contacted her husband and told him the truth, or a version of it, that I was a secret agent with informations that could determine whether his plans would fail or reach fruition. Unable to leave his base because of the risk of assassination or abduction his only choice was to let me enter it, easy as 3.14, all that nonsense you see in the movies where people hide in supply trains, disguise themselves as guards and sneak around trying not to be seen is pure fiction. Tacky and straightforward works best.
He swallowed the bait, hook, line and sinker after I helped "hack" a slightly modified mirror of our network. It would take them weeks they didn't have to figure out they were looking at 50 year old documents and fakes and that the "encrypted" files were really just garbage. Things would be a lot easier than I had ever dared hope, I could move about as freely as anyone else and whoever had designed the installation had been something of an idiot, all the IT was connected to one network and there was only a backup power supply good for one hour if the nuclear reactor were to shut down. Forcing a meltdown of the core would be even easier than getting access to the main servers of the FBI, bunch of amateurs that they are.
I planned to act so the reactor core would begin overheating 30 minutes before the strikes against the other missiles, enough time to let evacuations proceed far enough to ensure that there would be insufficient personnel left to take any sort of meaningful action. With 45 minutes to go I made my way to the reactor control room. There were only two guards and no sealable doors or anything, there was no need for more, all the enemies should have been outside. The guards were dead before they could shout and 10 seconds later I was the only living person in the room. With full access to the controls, sabotaging the cooling system was no problem, I left a few improvised explosive charges to make sure it would stay that way and began walking back as the alarms went off, just a tad earlier than expected. I would just have to make it to one of the evacuation lifts before word spread about the situation in the reactor control room, I was the obvious suspect and unless I made it out quickly there would be trouble.
Things went well initially, I just went with the flow and had made it to the uppermost level at 500m below ground with no problems when I was approached by several armed men who told me to come with them. Getting out is always the trickiest part of any operation. As I expected they brought me before the arch-villain himself. He monologued for a while about how I might think I had thwarted his plans and how I would pay and stuff like that, I wasn't really paying attention. After the third supervillain I figured they all say pretty much the same things and that you're better off surveying your surroundings, what was odd was that this area hadn't been on the blueprints, apparently he'd had a back-door escape route built in because there was what looked like a small elevator back in a corner. "I fucked your wife" I interrupted him. All things considered that wasn't such a shocking revelation, but for a second everyone else in the room was stunned by its suddenness and that was all I needed. I punched the nearest henchman in the throat and disarmed him, shot the other three with his gun and turned to face the arch-villain but he was already in the elevator that was just starting upwards, he really was a lot quicker than one would have expected. I sprinted for the elevator and managed to get a handhold under the platform. It's amazing how often these things are designed with excessive metal bars and handles, but why look a gift horse in the mouth? With a solid inch of metal between us there was little to be done until we arrived wherever the elevator was headed. I noted that the walls of the shaft were wide enough to allow me to climb up past the platform once we stopped. When the tell-tale rattle came I quickly pressed myself into a corner where I found a foothold on a beam that protruded slightly from the wall. One second later the elevator started heading down again, apparently he was hoping I would still be hanging under it. I clambered towards the doorhole and heard a car starting, by the time I'd made it into the underground garage he was already driving out of it. I stood, watched, and smiled as a bullet went through his head, his arms went rigid and his right leg spasmed and slammed the brake, bringing the car to a halt. I walked over to it and gave my buddy with the codename THORNHEART who was standing 8km away a thumbs-up, he had calculated the exact turn of events and the moment when the now deceased billionaire villain would exit the secret garage and fired a single bullet with pin-point precision, there wasn't even a single stain of blood on the interior. I dislodged the body and drove off into the sunset in my new Aston Martin DB AR1.
Q. Do you think nagerous has a crush on the Godless Heathens, seeing as how he keeps interviewing them? Does he secretly want to be one of us?
A. That's what we built the mind-control device for, no? Well, that and for the party photos.
Q. Did you know there is someone on facebook with the first name Medefe? Is it you?
A. On an evilness scale of mindless rock to devil, Facebook ranks between eating kittens that are still alive and destroying a peaceful planet to gain a level. No, I'm not on Facebook, not even under a fake name.
Q. How much of a stalker is lurkerleader after that question?
A. About as much as an elephant in Central Park.
Q. How many continents do you go for in any one game. Do you ever get greedy ?
A. All of them, my precioussss.
Q. Seeing as you have won a battle royale in round 111, Game 3957177 - Can you describe your general mood as the game progressed?
Q. Also if there is to be another Whac-A-Mod in the future, should we look forward to your participation?
A. Sure, if I have the time.
Q. Is [player]KoE_Sirius[/player]' avatar hot? And if so, describe why in 200 words or less.
A. Yes: Cute girl, second cute girl, kissing.
Q.
John Milton wrote:For stories teach us, that liberty sought out of season, in a corrupt and degenerate age, brought Rome itself to a farther slavery: for liberty hath a sharp and double edge, fit only to be handled by just and virtuous men; to bad and dissolute, it becomes a mischief unwieldy in their own hands: neither is it completely given, but by them who have the happy skill to know what is grievance and unjust to a people, and how to remove it wisely; what good laws are wanting, and how to frame them substantially, that good men may enjoy the freedom which they merit, and the bad the curb which they need.
Discuss.
A. While he certainly has a point, I cannot completely agree with his sentiments. Milton is arguing from a 17th century point of view, a time of political and religious upheaval, and it shows. While I agree that individuals may use their liberties appropriately as well as condemnably, I disagree with his conclusion. Rather than giving power to a few "just and virtuous" and let them decide what liberties and laws are appropriate for everyone, which liberties are only appropriate for a few, what needs to be changed and what needs to be preserved, the solution is to provide every individual (or as near as possible) with the means of determining what the society they live in should be like and what liberties everyone should have. In Milton's words: To make every man just and virtuous. In the 17th century this may not have been realistic for logistic and economic reasons, but today it certainly is. In the west this has been a long process that is still ongoing, with mistakes being made both by the "just and virtuous men" who thought they knew best, as well as by the larger populace who demanded their liberties as well as immediate retribution for past wrongs committed upon them. It would be a sad fact, and I don't like it one bit, but it may very well be true that societies as a whole need to commit great mistakes in order to learn from them.
Q. What's the longest erection for the longest amount of time you have held while in an area with at least 4 other people?
A. About 70 minutes.
Q. Do you like kittens?
A. Depends a bit on whether they're digital or material, but in general
Q. Are you still a virgin?
A. Does a bear wear a funny hat? Does the Pope shit in the forest?
Q. Prove e=mc2
A. Experiments at McGill University have shown that people will expend energy equal to the mass of a slice of pie multiplied by the physical constant c squared in order to attain it. No more proof is needed. Pie is the driving force of the universe.
Q. What is your favorite movie? Genre? Director? Actor? Q. What is your favorite TV show? Writer? Actor? Q. What is your favorite book? Writer? Q. What is your favorite song? Band? Singer/songwriter?
A. I don't have one favourite of anything, there are many movies I like, there are several TV shows I like, there are lots of books I like, there are far too many songs I like. Any time I make a list of movies/books/whatever I like it tends to be somewhat different from the last one. Which people I consider good at making those things tends to come with which movies/books/etc. I like. The exception is actors, actors are mostly interchangeable. Sure, I can recognize one for a great performance, but generally I think it doesn't matter who plays a role as long as they play it well. That said, there's no one criterion for why I like or dislike a work. To stick with movies, I enjoyed Terminator, Rashomon and Blades of Glory, but all for entirely different reasons.
Anyway, here are some partial, non-conclusive lists of movies, TV shows, books and songs I like for whatever reason, in no particular order, not even the order in which I thought of them.
Movies: I'm a cyborg but that's OK, Let the right one in, The virgin spring, Sansho the bailiff, Knocking on heaven's door, Night of the living dead, Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Reservoir dogs, Coraline, Thirst
Books: Salem's Lot, Fabian - Die Geschichte eines Moralisten, Good omens, Watchmen, The jungle book (including the second jungle book), The entire series of moomin books (they're short enough, and though they progress more or less chronologically they can well be read in any order, if I had to recommend one it would be Moominland Midwinter), The lord of the rings, Nation, American gods, the Otherland tetralogy.
TV shows (including anything not a movie that has been shown on TV): Casshern SINS, Animaniacs, The IT crowd, Coupling (the British original, screw the remake), Kröd Mändoon, Ergo Proxy, Firefly, RTL Samstag Nacht (truly brilliant back in the day), The Simpsons, M*A*S*H
Songs (or other music) and the performer/composer: Tool - Sober, Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody, Infected Mushrooms - Becoming Insane, Dark Tranquility - Hours Passed In Exile, Mozart's fantasy No.4 in C minor for piano (There's a wonderful performance by Paul Badura-Skoda of it on Youtube), Judas Priest - Blood Red Skies, Jean Sibelius' symphonic poem Finlandia, Iron Maiden - Face in the Sand, Subway to Sally - Puppenspieler, Deine Lakaien - Generators
Q .What is your favorite past time altogether? Besides sex, or murder.
A. Sex during murder. No, not really. But a good movie goes a long way.
Q. Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman? If any, what thoughts?
A. As a matter of fact, yes, I have. It's not quite as difficult as trying to imagine what it's like to be a bat, but still, a different body type and very different proportions of hormones in your blood makes me wonder, what is it like to be a woman?
Q. Is there anything about you, other than being Atheist, that qualifies you for an eternity in hell?
A. Luxuria and Acedia, I'd say.
Q. Would you please list any deeply disturbing memories of a personal nature?
A.
Q. What would be your favorite pet to have? List both realistic (like a dog), and fantasy (like an enslaved celebrity).
A. Realistic: A cactus to keep the cannabis company. Fantasy: A dragon.
Q. What is your favorite fast food? Favorite item? (You can tell I'm American, born and raised.)
A. There's this small place next to the train station that makes an awesome falafel, they put some blend of 30 different spices in the patties and fry them so they're a bit crunchy. The result is good enough for Jehova. Shit! Now you've made me want to have some right away! (And I suppose this is how you can tell I was not born and raised American)
Q. Is it true your parents met while both of them were teaching at McGill University?
A. Funny you should mention it, yes, it's true. My father Bruce from the Philosophy Department of the Australian University of Australia and my mother Bruce from the Biology Department of the Australian University of Australia met at McGill University in Canada during an exchange program. Without all the sheep and kangaroos in the way they finally managed to see each other properly.
Q. Should Quebec separate?
A. I think marriage counselling should be the first option unless Quebec's spouse is abusive.
Q. What method do you use to lift the lid off a can of worms?
A. I delegate the task.
Q. If you were able to choose exactly, how would you prefer to die?
A. Late.
Q. Do you like mallards?
A. Well played, Sir, well played.
Q. What would you say is a perfect breakfast?
A. Dinner.
Q. Have you ever wondered about how people pronounce your username?
A. Not very often.
Q. If you created a multi, would you name it FeEdMe?
A. I would now.
Q. Do you think Andy has let the cat out of the bag?
A. I know for a fact that he let the dogs out, so I wouldn't put it past him.
Q. What are your general thoughts on cats in bags to begin with?
A. As a temporary measure it may be acceptable, provided the bag lets enough air through for the cat to breath comfortably. However, considering the ruckus that usually follows after the cat is released again, it is in most cases not worth it.
Q. Do you enjoy answering ridiculously stupid questions?
A. If I were a fish, I'd want ridiculously stupid questions to be my water.
Q. If you had to live out the plot of a horror movie, what would it be?
A. No Army of Darkness? Well... In that case: Braindead!
Q. JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Thanks, MeDeFe! - Saxi
A. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. I get my lovin' on the run
Q. Thanks MeDeFe! - Nag
A. Copycat. But you're welcome.[/spoiler]
This article is a little shorter than previous ones: everyone has had a busy couple of weeks. [player]amazzony[/player] has focused the spotlight on [player]TaCktiX[/player]' Every Single Setting: Classic tournament that recently completed, and [player]superkeener[/player] has collected links to several tournaments that are recruiting players. Be sure to check out the Tournament Forums in the next couple of weeks: good things are on their way.
~Night Strike Tournament Editor
TaCktiX's Every Single Setting: Classicby amazzony
Hi everyone! The last fortnight has been a bit slow in the Foundry... that's what I was going to say, but then a bunch of maps went into beta just on the last minute. Anyway, behind the scenes, maps are being developed, and we have seen lots of intense discussion about the Foundry atmosphere. Expect the newsletter to report in detail in the next issue...
However, in this issue, we have dolomite13's history article, the latest Foundry news, an article by TaCktiX and a new section, called Map Showcase. To close, as usually, the latest maps in development.
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mibi wrote:The amount of content in here is staggering. Its truly the gem of CC. Its too bad i isn't pushed to CC's wider audience and it needs a proper ToC.
this is true. i've been here 2 1/2 years and never knew this existed until george did his piece on memento mori, which incidently was very good
yeh great job george, I posted on the other forum that natty apparently deleted but i guess you'll never see that post. Miss ya around the MM forums and telling us about how you want to leave TSM so bad to join MM... lol just kidding man... we all know you need to play games with us before JOINING! you cant just JOIN MM!!!
Thanks billy and grif, was fun hanging out in your forum. It's kind of like when your favorite bar is closed, so you try out a different place a few times See you guys around, maybe we will play one another some time.
Just to inform people, we do not have an interview with clapper011 next fortnight but in fact we have a thread entitled 10 Questions You've Always Wanted To Ask About Conquer Club where you have a chance to ask the admins of this site any question you want with a lucky 10 questions being selected to be published.
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George, I would have to agree. Your piece was very well written, much better than I anticipated. If everyone put as much effort into it as you did, I could see subscriptions doubling. Nicely done sir. (I'm not just saying it because it's about MM either.)
I can't believe a clan would let you into their forum. We work hard to keep the mods from snooping in our forum of awesomeness. In fact we have another forum, offsite, where we can discuss true battle plans. We would never let anyone view our forum, but that is why we are so damn sexy.
nothing wrong with a little bit of man on dog love.
jbrettlip wrote:I can't believe a clan would let you into their forum. We work hard to keep the mods from snooping in our forum of awesomeness. In fact we have another forum, offsite, where we can discuss true battle plans. We would never let anyone view our forum, but that is why we are so damn sexy.
Sexy people are too paranoid. I enjoy just being average, rather than over ego-ed.
jbrettlip wrote:I can't believe a clan would let you into their forum. We work hard to keep the mods from snooping in our forum of awesomeness. In fact we have another forum, offsite, where we can discuss true battle plans. We would never let anyone view our forum, but that is why we are so damn sexy.
Sexy people are too paranoid. I enjoy just being average, rather than over ego-ed.
Hey, someone from your clan (@ BPB) invited me as a friend on "face book" and believe me... they were FAR from sexy.
Fun issue, but I just gotta bust george a bit. "knew clan" "PE" I am sure TheMissionary can tell you about PE aka Project Enigma PF Project Firestorm is a nice up and coming clan. Just joking around george... Nicely done.
jbrettlip wrote:I can't believe a clan would let you into their forum. We work hard to keep the mods from snooping in our forum of awesomeness. In fact we have another forum, offsite, where we can discuss true battle plans. We would never let anyone view our forum, but that is why we are so damn sexy.
Sexy people are too paranoid. I enjoy just being average, rather than over ego-ed.
Hey, someone from your clan (@ BPB) invited me as a friend on "face book" and believe me... they were FAR from sexy.
-griff
It must not have been me, ctwong1, h2sy, Owen, Vace,Katy, oh well it wasn't any of us....you are lying!
nothing wrong with a little bit of man on dog love.
jbrettlip wrote:I can't believe a clan would let you into their forum. We work hard to keep the mods from snooping in our forum of awesomeness. In fact we have another forum, offsite, where we can discuss true battle plans. We would never let anyone view our forum, but that is why we are so damn sexy.
Sexy people are too paranoid. I enjoy just being average, rather than over ego-ed.
Hey, someone from your clan (@ BPB) invited me as a friend on "face book" and believe me... they were FAR from sexy.
-griff
It must not have been me, ctwong1, h2sy, Owen, Vace,Katy, oh well it wasn't any of us....you are lying!
It was a poser... I bet the person that tried to add you is from Canada and he looks like a creeper who touches little boys and when you deny him, he goes ballistic.
jbrettlip wrote:I can't believe a clan would let you into their forum. We work hard to keep the mods from snooping in our forum of awesomeness. In fact we have another forum, offsite, where we can discuss true battle plans. We would never let anyone view our forum, but that is why we are so damn sexy.
Sexy people are too paranoid. I enjoy just being average, rather than over ego-ed.
Hey, someone from your clan (@ BPB) invited me as a friend on "face book" and believe me... they were FAR from sexy.
-griff
It must not have been me, ctwong1, h2sy, Owen, Vace,Katy, oh well it wasn't any of us....you are lying!
It was a poser... I bet the person that tried to add you is from Canada and he looks like a creeper who touches little boys and when you deny him, he goes ballistic.
But anyway, here's the latest issue, which has all kinds of cool things - an interview with MeDeFe, something new in the Foundry section, and all the latest gossip on CC... 
but i guess you'll never see that post. Miss ya around the MM forums and telling us about how you want to leave TSM so bad to join MM... lol just kidding man... we all know you need to play games with us before JOINING! you cant just JOIN MM!!! 
