An Ode to B.K. Barunt, with Shit in his Old-Man Drawers

[jimboston]

So, I know I haven't been around the forums much and I apologize, but...

who is b.k. barunt and why does he sign his posts with "Honibaz?"

Honibaz is Maxican for "The Mets Suck".

BK is a Red Sox Fan.

[CreepersWiener]

So, I know I haven't been around the forums much and I apologize, but...

who is b.k. barunt and why does he sign his posts with "Honibaz?"

Honibaz is Maxican for "The Mets Suck".

BK is a Red Sox Fan.

Who Likes It In The Butt?

Along came a little man from the outskirts of Boston,
His friend Barunt had a pecker that reached all the way to Austin!
When they got together to watch a gay game of Baseball,
"Who likes it in the butt?" jimboston made a phonecall.

He dialed his cellphone swiftly and with amazing speed,
He had a male hooker on the line to score the dirty deed.
"Hello, BigBallin?"he asked the male whore,
"Could you meet us at the hotel? Could you meet us at the door?"

BigBallin drove to Boston, and went to the Marriot,
He went to room five eleven and was feeling a little hot,
He was wearing leather pants and a dog collar with spikes,
"Hello, sir, are you jimboston?"...BigBallin knew what he likes!

"Why come in!"said jim with his eyes all aglow,
"Have a margarita, let's get on with the show!"
BigBallin ripped his chaps off and gave his dick a whirl,
jimboston started to squirm just like a little girl!

Barunt walked in right at that time,
"Hey there, Boys! I brought more tequila and lime!"
He poured out three shots and the lime he did cut,
"Who here tonight likes it in the butt?"

"Oh, me! ME!"exclaimed Boston Jim,
He pulled out his pecker and stroked his limb,
"And me too, I guess,"the hooker said while rolling his eyes,
BK Barunt sat down and ate a BigMac and French Fries.

After he was done with his meal of hydrogenated oil,
He put the leftovers in the fridge so they wouldn't begin to spoil,
Then he turned on the TV, and watched a Baseball game,
"The RedSox are winnin!" BK did exclaim!

"They're ahead 10 to zero!"he didn't mind sayin',
"Are they really,"said Jim,"who are they playin'?"
"The Minnesota Twins,"BK said with glee,
Then got up and went to go pee.

Then when Barunt got back, he saw jim there cryin',
"What's wrong there, jim? Are you fuckin dyin'?"
"No!"jim exclaimed,"The SOx they just lost!"
Jim didn't look well, he looked a little sauced.

"What happened?"Barunt asked,"The score was ten to zero?"
"Mauer hit a homer! That fuckin' All American Hero!"
BigBallin said he loved the Twins, jim wanted his mouth to shut!
Then BigBallin said with a grin..."Who here likes it in the Butt?"

[b.k. barunt]

<wipes tear from eye>

That's so romantic. <sniff>


Honibaz

[jimboston]

Should I feel complimented?

... or violated?

[CreepersWiener]

Papaya Mexicana

[2dimes]

I just found out this thread is probably fiction. Like a novel.

[CreepersWiener]

I just found out this thread is probably fiction. Like a novel.

Listen to the SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ijMeuqUyk

[clapper011]

wow bk.. yours was over 5 minutes long! mine was only 3:45 lol

[daddy1gringo]

Only old farts like BK and me will remember this one

Chorus:
He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer comes rollin' around
We'll be lucky to get out of town

Verse 1:
He's been like a father to me
Like the only DJ you can hear after three
I'm an all night singer in a country band
If he don't like me he don't understand

Chorus

Verse 2:
He's got him a house on the hill
And he can play country records till you've had your fill
He's a law man's friend, he's an all night DJ
Sure don't think much like the records he plays

Chorus

Verse 3:
He don't like resistance I know
He said it last night on a big TV show
He's got him a medal that he won in the war
Weighs 500 pounds and it sleeps by the door

Chorus

[jonesthecurl]

I always wanted to ask: is that you in your avvy, if so, what is that yellow thing, and what are you doing?

It's the gourd he lives in.
At that point, he was out of it.

[Queen_Herpes]

I just found out this thread is probably fiction. Like a novel.

Listen to the SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ijMeuqUyk

Such a good song

Now listen to mine:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee"

[DAZMCFC]

Papaya Mexicana

very good effort, I think your clapper one needs working on.

[b.k. barunt]

Only old farts like BK and me will remember this one

Chorus:
He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer comes rollin' around
We'll be lucky to get out of town

Verse 1:
He's been like a father to me
Like the only DJ you can hear after three
I'm an all night singer in a country band
If he don't like me he don't understand

Chorus

Verse 2:
He's got him a house on the hill
And he can play country records till you've had your fill
He's a law man's friend, he's an all night DJ
Sure don't think much like the records he plays

Chorus

Verse 3:
He don't like resistance I know
He said it last night on a big TV show
He's got him a medal that he won in the war
Weighs 500 pounds and it sleeps by the door

Chorus

One of the top ten songs of the counterculture.


Honibaz

[Empress Wu]

Come on now, can't you leave my daddy alone? It's not his fault he haven't had his diapers changed lately. Has he ever bothered any of you? Well, has he???

[b.k. barunt]

[clapper011]

Papaya Mexicana

very good effort, I think your clapper one needs working on.

I think he has a new love and has moved on from me!