The right to arm bears! (& all merged arm/bear threads)

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:12 am

its a fantastic idea in theory, but when you get into the logistics of giving every bear an arm, and giving equal oppertunity to all bears it just falls apart. I understand that bears have certain rights, but if we just let the free market supply the arm, i think we will have a better society as a whole.

Strife · Post by **Strife** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:24 am

Well I simply do not see why anybody would cut off their arms in the first place.

Also what if the bear didn't get a "bear" but ends up with a bare arm. :-s

sangfroid · Post by **sangfroid** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:28 am

Giving an arm to each bear would just escalate the inter-bear conflict. Bears have enough of a desire for arms at the moment (tearing them off ill-advised campers as they do), so an increase in the total number of arms in the bear population would only fuel an already delicate balance.

I vote no. Hands however is a slightly less contentious issue, they're easier to swallow!

Strife · Post by **Strife** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:30 am

The problem with hands being givin is that they might not be filling. Maybe hand to forearm would be appropriate.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:37 am

We get it. Please stop. It's not funny anymore.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:53 am

This thread is Huge.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:56 am

If we armed the wrong ones, who knows what they'd do.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:00 am

go ahead and argue that there are bears out there that deserve to be armed and those that do not, without using a set of moral absolutes to do it....

I dare you.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:00 am

autoload wrote:This thread is Huge.

Easily.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:02 am

Dammit you beat me to it

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:45 am

got tonkaed wrote:go ahead and argue that there are bears out there that deserve to be armed and those that do not, without using a set of moral absolutes to do it....

I dare you.

Only black bears can own guns, because grizzly bears and teddy bears are way to violent, especially the teddy bears.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:29 am

it's huge. :shock:

radiojake · Post by **radiojake** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:45 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
radiojake wrote:
Coleman wrote:I get it... radiojake is a communist.

again with the red slur... for the 2nd time ever, im pulling out the lame rolling eyes smily

OBVIOUSLY, if i'm not a gun toting, flag loving patriot, i must be a communist.

morons
Of course.

Socialist? Some sort of Anarchist? An elitist?

Elitist? That's a new one. I don't actually align myself with a political ideology, not that it matters because I'll be called a commie/hippie/lefty anyway.

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:50 am

wait, ar we talking about the arm of the bear on the right,

or a single bear's right arm?

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:33 am

Polar bears should be able to use guns for seal hunting.

Bear with me here as I write this with my bare right arm: Bears from the right arm of the Berring sea barely have the right to bear arms. it's not right.

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:34 am

I can't bear these threads anymore :lol:

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:37 am

Hunters would find it more challenging

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:41 am

PETA would certainly support this motion.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:46 am

Paging Mr. Fforde. Mr. Fforde, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Clicky

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:47 am

STOP!

Even the bear is getting confused!

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:12 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:go ahead and argue that there are bears out there that deserve to be armed and those that do not, without using a set of moral absolutes to do it....

I dare you.
Only black bears can own guns, because grizzly bears and teddy bears are way to violent, especially the teddy bears.

Conker's Bad Fur Day speak truth, do not trust the Over-Intelligent teddy bears, who are known to strike Paris next (Obviously because they know the French will give up easily :lol:

)

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:18 am

Confused yet?

Apropos of nothing, I present to you the following moment of rhetorical triumph:
"Have you ever felt like you could truly love a possession?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because it can never love you back."

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:41 am

Discuss bearing right arms. Left arms may be talked about too

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:50 am

No one cares anymore Iliad.. Sorry to say.

Plus (++) I swear the "Forum" in the white bar with the Forum FAQ, etc. said "Porn" instead. My head is going weird.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:58 am

Skittles! wrote:No one cares anymore Iliad.. Sorry to say.

Plus (++) I swear the "Forum" in the white bar with the Forum FAQ, etc. said "Porn" instead. My head is going weird.

The right to arm bears! (& all merged arm/bear threads)

f*ck BEARS! AND ARMS!

Arm the right bears

the right bear's arm

The right arms of the bear

Bear the right arms