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[targetman377]

ok we need a new topic i HATE MATH!!!!

[Army of GOD]

Physics, not math.

[jonesthecurl]

T/GTFU

[Army of GOD]

Or that mass changes with velocity?

if m0 is the mass of an object at rest, m is the mass of the object at speed v, and c is the speed of light:

m=m0/(sqrt(1-(v^2/c^2)))

(loser's score / winner's score) * 20

If s0=score when at rest, then the score you'd receive at traveling at velocity s would be:

s=s0*sqrt(1-(v^2/c^2))

[targetman377]

i am moving back to collage today yeah!!!!!

[Army of GOD]

I overslept and had to rush to class without taking a shower. I realized how pointless going to class has been so far this year (it's Discrete Math and we're doing logic, which is easy) and just left as soon as I handed in my homework. This is why I love college.

[targetman377]

so i moved in with my gf today. but things are not going so well for me and her. she says she does not know if she loves me or not she says she cares about me a lot but she thinks i am not passionate anymore

[jonesthecurl]

Then show you are. If you are.
A silly thing like a note left as a marker in the book she's reading can do wonders.

[jonesthecurl]

P.S. the note should not say "Blow job tonight please".

[targetman377]

jonesy she told me that you need more than love to make a relationship work.

Now i do not agree with that if you love the person compassion understanding come with it.

But seeing as how you are married and have kids? would you say you need more than love? and if so what else do you need? what is your secret?

[targetman377]

and yes noted i will show her better than i have been doing at least

[AndyDufresne]

P.S. the note should not say "Blow job tonight please".

Pretty please.

**Leaves behind a peeled banana for targetman**


--Andy

[targetman377]

P.S. the note should not say "Blow job tonight please".

Pretty please.

**Leaves behind a peeled banana for targetman**


--Andy

are you trying to get me in trouble?

[jonesthecurl]

jonesy she told me that you need more than love to make a relationship work.

Now i do not agree with that if you love the person compassion understanding come with it.

But seeing as how you are married and have kids? would you say you need more than love? and if so what else do you need? what is your secret?

Yes you do.
You need to appreciate the other guys' point of view. Both of you do.
E.G. Mrs thecurl knows that I can only stand about 20 minutes of sitting on a beach sunbathing before I've gotta go and do something else.
I know that she thinks archaeology/history is just a lot of old rocks.

A friend of mine got married some years ago, and the priest mad a (feebel, holy-man type) joke, which I actually quite liked.
He said you have to beat each other.
You have to beat her to the kettle in the morning to make the coffee.
She has to beat you to the ironing.

Or vice versa. Basically, never say "It's YOUR turn".

Unless of course one of you doesn't play this game and it really really IS their turn.

[targetman377]

life sucks. really it does well i guess out there some where auto was right.

[muy_thaiguy]

P.S. the note should not say "Blow job tonight please".

Pretty please.

**Leaves behind a peeled banana for targetman**


--Andy

are you trying to get me in trouble?

And tell her you'll have sugar on top.

But in all seriousness, try to have a talk with her to discuss things, as it sounds like there may be something deeper here. Possibly insecurities. But you really won't know until you get to the root of the problem.

[targetman377]

she told me she was scared but when she broke up with me she said its becuase she does not see a future for us or she does but she does not want that future. well what can you do except eat a klindic bar

[muy_thaiguy]

she told me she was scared but when she broke up with me she said its becuase she does not see a future for us or she does but she does not want that future. well what can you do except eat a klindic bar

Have a beer? A night out with the guys?

Wait, are you saying that she just broke up with you, or was that sometime ago?

[targetman377]

she told me she was scared but when she broke up with me she said its becuase she does not see a future for us or she does but she does not want that future. well what can you do except eat a klindic bar

Have a beer? A night out with the guys?

Wait, are you saying that she just broke up with you, or was that sometime ago?

nope just last night when i moved in with her

[strike wolf]

that sucks. wish I could give some advice but I'm horrible at the break up part of the relationship. All I can really tell you is don't go out drinking. Drinking while depressed is a horrible idea. You may not kill yourself but you always end up drinking too much.

[muy_thaiguy]

she told me she was scared but when she broke up with me she said its becuase she does not see a future for us or she does but she does not want that future. well what can you do except eat a klindic bar

Have a beer? A night out with the guys?

Wait, are you saying that she just broke up with you, or was that sometime ago?

nope just last night when i moved in with her

Ouch. What you need then, is a night out with the guys. Doesn't mean drinking, but just some time to hang out.

[AndyDufresne]

Ouch. What you need then, is a night out with the guys. Doesn't mean drinking, but just some time to hang out.

Bowling and cigars. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

that sucks. wish I could give some advice but I'm horrible at the break up part of the relationship. All I can really tell you is don't go out drinking. Drinking while depressed is a horrible idea. You may not kill yourself but you always end up drinking too much.

i have not drunk anything yet.

[targetman377]

she told me she was scared but when she broke up with me she said its becuase she does not see a future for us or she does but she does not want that future. well what can you do except eat a klindic bar

Have a beer? A night out with the guys?

Wait, are you saying that she just broke up with you, or was that sometime ago?

nope just last night when i moved in with her

Ouch. What you need then, is a night out with the guys. Doesn't mean drinking, but just some time to hang out.

dam stright! f*ck women!!! there way to confused about what they want!

[targetman377]

Ouch. What you need then, is a night out with the guys. Doesn't mean drinking, but just some time to hang out.

Bowling and cigars. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

YOU READ MY MIND!!! i am not a heavy smoker but i did buy a pack the 2 one i have ever boughten because of how i feel right now but dam cigars are amazing