Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.
So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?
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Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Hmm, looking at the #1 sextoy on this list makes me think that the 'Stache clan got their ideas from it.
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Hmm, looking at the #1 sextoy on this list makes me think that the 'Stache clan got their ideas from it.
SnakeySnakey wrote:Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.
So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?
Fatal Flaw: Unless your sisters have dicks...what use is a condom?
Nice story. Try harder next time.
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SnakeySnakey wrote:Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.
So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?
Fatal Flaw: Unless your sisters have dicks...what use is a condom?
Nice story. Try harder next time.
Actually it's pretty simple what happened here.
Your sisters stuck a condom up your bunghole and planted the tube of lube in the hopes that you would think that you got rammed up the bunghole.
Simple as 1-2-3.
Things are now unfolding that only prophecy can explain!
SnakeySnakey wrote:Okay, so last night I was drinking with my 16 and my 19 year old sisters. I'm talking super drunk. So drunk I have no recollection of the night at all. Anyways so this morning I wake up and my asshole feels like its on fire, so I assume beer shits and make my way to the toilet. I sit down to shit and push lightly, thinking the beer shits will just slide on out. Well, it didn't work out that way, so I pushed harder, and harder until eventually I shat a condom. Yes, I shat a fucking condom. Why the f*ck was there a condom in my ass? My ass is still sore, and when I looked around my bed this morning I also found a squeeze tube of anal lube. I know it was only the three of us last night, and we all slept in my room, so they had to have been involved, or something.
So help me figure out what the f*ck was in my ass?
Fatal Flaw: Unless your sisters have dicks...what use is a condom?
Nice story. Try harder next time.
Were these not the 2 adopted 'sisters' his father acquired on a recent trip to Bangkok
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