the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Quirk]

Albatross!

[autoload]

Not again!

[autoload]

OK, Now I'm tired for real this time.

I'm out.

[muy_thaiguy]

You do realize that the government is always observing everything that everyone on the planet is doing on their computer, right? *gives screen a stern look* That's right. We KNOW. *quickly sets up barriers against doors and windows and holes self up in a bomb shelter in the basement, tightly clutching the assault rifle*

watches and laughs cause lucari forgot that me and lone wolf have hacked all of the peoples computers that post on this site and have put up the best firewall in the world and the government cant hack it!!!! so you did all that for nothing * hands lone wolf some popcorn as he watches and laughs too.

Told ya we had great computers.

No one appreciates a good 1991 Apple computer anymore.

I graduated in 1991. You guys would shit at the computer classes we took back then...

Not so much. In grade school, we used those really old apples to learn typing skills (didn't work for shit for me though, I'm a hunt and peck guy, but I have gotten pretty fast it!).

[strike wolf]

Worked for me. I went from typing about 15 words a minute to 45 and now I'm probably somewhere in the 80 words a minute range.

[jonesthecurl]

Meanwhile I'm back up to sargeant, with a healthy win that gave me over 100 points - and now I'm about 20 points form the next promotion.

[strike wolf]

Meanwhile I'm back up to sargeant, with a healthy win that gave me over 100 points - and now I'm about 20 points form the next promotion.

Awesome. I think the biggest win as far as points go that I've ever had actually came from a 5 player game involving Wicked and 3 very high ranked players. It was a flat rate game and basically the reason I won (I was already winning but it wasn't guarranteed) is that wicked tried to kill off blue so she could get a set and fell one army short. I took advantage, played my set took out blue got 6 cards and 2 mixed sets and used them to roll through green (who had 5 cards) and then use another set to finish off wicked. In the end I got more cards than I needed. I really only needed those first two or three sets and everyone in the game was already weak enough from trying to eliminate blue that I didn't really need that last set or two.

[AndyDufresne]

Worked for me. I went from typing about 15 words a minute to 45 and now I'm probably somewhere in the 80 words a minute range.

In the future, we won't need to type. Bananas will do our biding. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

Worked for me. I went from typing about 15 words a minute to 45 and now I'm probably somewhere in the 80 words a minute range.

In the future, we won't need to type. Bananas will do our biding. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Yeah but after a few days they start to rot and aren't good for anything any more. Or you get hungry and eat them.

[strike wolf]

Hey andy, have we ever played a game against each other? It seems like we have but when I try to look it up on game finder there are no matching games.

[targetman377]

So... This muppet song was about target then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this post has my offical seal of approval



great post auto!!!!!!!!!!!1

*bows*

auto you truly are a legend in your own time you know that!

[targetman377]

You do realize that the government is always observing everything that everyone on the planet is doing on their computer, right? *gives screen a stern look* That's right. We KNOW. *quickly sets up barriers against doors and windows and holes self up in a bomb shelter in the basement, tightly clutching the assault rifle*

watches and laughs cause lucari forgot that me and lone wolf have hacked all of the peoples computers that post on this site and have put up the best firewall in the world and the government cant hack it!!!! so you did all that for nothing * hands lone wolf some popcorn as he watches and laughs too.

Told ya we had great computers.

No one appreciates a good 1991 Apple computer anymore.

I graduated in 1991. You guys would shit at the computer classes we took back then...

yet me and lone wolf have lived longer than anyone seeing as how we are both the two best assassin the universe has ever know and we have time traveled before the age of computers.

[targetman377]

also its my 100th win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so excited!!!!

now time for more smiles

f*ck!

why did you say that?

[targetman377]

In other news. The battery on my car has died (or at least might as well be dead as all I can do is turn on the inside lights) but I don't know why. It hadn't been acting weak and well I looked around and couldn't find one door left ajar or a light that had been accidently left on or anything...

Have your battery and alternator tested at an auto parts store or garage. If the alternator is bad, then your battery won't recharge when you drive your car. I don't think I have to say why you should have the battery checked...

Explain it anyways for target.

what!!!!!!!! hey i know what an alternate does i am not dumb!!!!!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

Albatross!

it looks board

[targetman377]

Worked for me. I went from typing about 15 words a minute to 45 and now I'm probably somewhere in the 80 words a minute range.

In the future, we won't need to type. Bananas will do our biding. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

but wont that mean less bananasa to eat!!!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

Worked for me. I went from typing about 15 words a minute to 45 and now I'm probably somewhere in the 80 words a minute range.

In the future, we won't need to type. Bananas will do our biding. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Yeah but after a few days they start to rot and aren't good for anything any more. Or you get hungry and eat them.

banana bread hello????

[strike wolf]

So... This muppet song was about target then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this post has my offical seal of approval



great post auto!!!!!!!!!!!1

*bows*

auto you truly are a legend in your own time you know that!

It's part of the reason he's an elder.

[jonesthecurl]

So... This muppet song was about target then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this post has my offical seal of approval



great post auto!!!!!!!!!!!1

*bows*

auto you truly are a legend in your own time you know that!

It's part of the reason he's an elder.

And that's why he smells of elderberries.

[strike wolf]

watches and laughs cause lucari forgot that me and lone wolf have hacked all of the peoples computers that post on this site and have put up the best firewall in the world and the government cant hack it!!!! so you did all that for nothing * hands lone wolf some popcorn as he watches and laughs too.

Told ya we had great computers.

No one appreciates a good 1991 Apple computer anymore.

I graduated in 1991. You guys would shit at the computer classes we took back then...

yet me and lone wolf have lived longer than anyone seeing as how we are both the two best assassin the universe has ever know and we have time traveled before the age of computers.

We go so far back as to predate the abacus.

[strike wolf]

also its my 100th win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so excited!!!!

now time for more smiles

f*ck!

why did you say that?

You know he doesn't like the smilies as much as you do.

[strike wolf]

In other news. The battery on my car has died (or at least might as well be dead as all I can do is turn on the inside lights) but I don't know why. It hadn't been acting weak and well I looked around and couldn't find one door left ajar or a light that had been accidently left on or anything...

Have your battery and alternator tested at an auto parts store or garage. If the alternator is bad, then your battery won't recharge when you drive your car. I don't think I have to say why you should have the battery checked...

Explain it anyways for target.

what!!!!!!!! hey i know what an alternate does i am not dumb!!!!!!!!!!!

Explain what it does without misspelling a single word and we'll believe you.

And i was telling him to tell you why the battery needed to be checked.

[strike wolf]

Albatross!

it looks board

You mean it looks like a board you once saw?

[strike wolf]

Worked for me. I went from typing about 15 words a minute to 45 and now I'm probably somewhere in the 80 words a minute range.

In the future, we won't need to type. Bananas will do our biding. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

but wont that mean less bananasa to eat!!!!!!!!!

Well we don't eat bananasas whatever those are. But it would mean less bananas to eat.

[strike wolf]

Worked for me. I went from typing about 15 words a minute to 45 and now I'm probably somewhere in the 80 words a minute range.

In the future, we won't need to type. Bananas will do our biding. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Yeah but after a few days they start to rot and aren't good for anything any more. Or you get hungry and eat them.

banana bread hello????

Banana bread doesn't exist. Andy was supposed to invent it but he got hungry and ate the bananas before they could be put into bread.