Finger Tips: What Do Yours Smell Like

[V.I.]

Mine smell faintly of baby powder. And fecal matter.

[InkL0sed]

saw that one coming

[V.I.]

The baby powder? I'm going for honesty here.

[King_Herpes]

Dolphin cum

[InkL0sed]

The baby powder? I'm going for honesty here.

The fecal matter one.

I don't have much of a sense of smell, but I think mine smell like quesadilla, if you really want to know.

[Kid_A]

Dolphin cum

nice!!!

I just pooped so mine smell like hand soap

[clapper011]

time to use some dial soap guys!

[autoload]

OK, true story time. It doesn't have to do with how my finger smells, but it does have something to do with smells.

So, about a week ago, my girlfriend and I have sex on the day right after her period ended. For some reason, it was a horrific odor and we had to stop. We just attributed it to last remnants of the period and let it go. Next day, we try again, and the horrible smell is back! Now mind you, the smell is not present until after we have sex for at least a few thrusts or so. She gets some medicated shit and cleans up until the next day or two. I hold out about two days and we try again... Once again the smell returns! She is freaking out blah, blah, blah... Makes a doctor appointment for today. Today she sheepishly tells me that she had half of a tampon stuck inside her that was causing the smell. Should be good to go in about 2 days or so.

[lgoasklucyl]

OK, true story time. It doesn't have to do with how my finger smells, but it does have something to do with smells.

So, about a week ago, my girlfriend and I have sex on the day right after her period ended. For some reason, it was a horrific odor and we had to stop. We just attributed it to last remnants of the period and let it go. Next day, we try again, and the horrible smell is back! Now mind you, the smell is not present until after we have sex for at least a few thrusts or so. She gets some medicated shit and cleans up until the next day or two. I hold out about two days and we try again... Once again the smell returns! She is freaking out blah, blah, blah... Makes a doctor appointment for today. Today she sheepishly tells me that she had half of a tampon stuck inside her that was causing the smell. Should be good to go in about 2 days or so.

You must be impressively small to not have felt a tampon...

[jbrettlip]

OK, true story time. It doesn't have to do with how my finger smells, but it does have something to do with smells.

So, about a week ago, my girlfriend and I have sex on the day right after her period ended. For some reason, it was a horrific odor and we had to stop. We just attributed it to last remnants of the period and let it go. Next day, we try again, and the horrible smell is back! Now mind you, the smell is not present until after we have sex for at least a few thrusts or so. She gets some medicated shit and cleans up until the next day or two. I hold out about two days and we try again... Once again the smell returns! She is freaking out blah, blah, blah... Makes a doctor appointment for today. Today she sheepishly tells me that she had half of a tampon stuck inside her that was causing the smell. Should be good to go in about 2 days or so.

I hope you dumb fucks are using birth control.

[oddzy]

OK, true story time. It doesn't have to do with how my finger smells, but it does have something to do with smells.

So, about a week ago, my girlfriend and I have sex on the day right after her period ended. For some reason, it was a horrific odor and we had to stop. We just attributed it to last remnants of the period and let it go. Next day, we try again, and the horrible smell is back! Now mind you, the smell is not present until after we have sex for at least a few thrusts or so. She gets some medicated shit and cleans up until the next day or two. I hold out about two days and we try again... Once again the smell returns! She is freaking out blah, blah, blah... Makes a doctor appointment for today. Today she sheepishly tells me that she had half of a tampon stuck inside her that was causing the smell. Should be good to go in about 2 days or so.

i vomited in my mouth a little.

thanks, "big" guy.

[2dimes]

I vomited in my mouth once and pulled out half a tampon. Didn't smell that bad, I guess the stomach acids ate the stink.

[khazalid]

fair lollin' at the sarcy replies. you sure can hook the fishies auto.

see what i did there? *belly laugh @ forons*

[Timminz]

The unlikely duo of hashish, and ambition.

[Phatscotty]

OK, true story time. It doesn't have to do with how my finger smells, but it does have something to do with smells.

So, about a week ago, my girlfriend and I have sex on the day right after her period ended. For some reason, it was a horrific odor and we had to stop. We just attributed it to last remnants of the period and let it go. Next day, we try again, and the horrible smell is back! Now mind you, the smell is not present until after we have sex for at least a few thrusts or so. She gets some medicated shit and cleans up until the next day or two. I hold out about two days and we try again... Once again the smell returns! She is freaking out blah, blah, blah... Makes a doctor appointment for today. Today she sheepishly tells me that she had half of a tampon stuck inside her that was causing the smell. Should be good to go in about 2 days or so.

its rotten. throw it out

[pmchugh]

OK, true story time. It doesn't have to do with how my finger smells, but it does have something to do with smells.

So, about a week ago, my girlfriend and I have sex on the day right after her period ended. For some reason, it was a horrific odor and we had to stop. We just attributed it to last remnants of the period and let it go. Next day, we try again, and the horrible smell is back! Now mind you, the smell is not present until after we have sex for at least a few thrusts or so. She gets some medicated shit and cleans up until the next day or two. I hold out about two days and we try again... Once again the smell returns! She is freaking out blah, blah, blah... Makes a doctor appointment for today. Today she sheepishly tells me that she had half of a tampon stuck inside her that was causing the smell. Should be good to go in about 2 days or so.

its rotten. throw it out

Best thing you've ever posted

[autoload]

It was half of a tampon.

[apey]

as a woman i must ask How in the hell do you "break" a tampon in half while it is inside
So after pondering I have come to the conclusion that auto is HUGE, bloody, and smelly

[Johnny Rockets]

Meh......had an ex that was complaining of cramping and bloating for a week after her monthly.
Seems she neglected to take Tampon #1 out before inserting Tampon#2.

#1 made an appearance in the shower and I remember rushing up the stairs because all I could hear was screaming....as she thought she was miscarrying.

To this day, I cannot comprehend how the hell you can loose count of something you insert in an orifice and have been using since the age of 14.

Anyway, my fingers smell like wax and honey.......as per usual.




Johnny

[b.k. barunt]

as a woman i must ask How in the hell do you "break" a tampon in half while it is inside
So after pondering I have come to the conclusion that auto is HUGE, bloody, and smelly

At least it wasn't half of a gerbil.


Honibaz

[Johnny Rockets]

With that useless whore, I'm surprised it wasn't half a whisky bottle.


JR



( Nope! No residual anger here!! Move along....)

[V.I.]

Now they smell like goat leather and the inside of Saxi's gaping vag. Yick.

[2dimes]

Auto, how did you meet and get together with Rocket's ex?

[DAZMCFC]

my fingers smell of Rose wine, as I just spilled some and wiped it up with my fingers and licked them.

[jonesthecurl]

Vinegar and spices - I've been cleaning out the jar I pickled some onions in.