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brooksieb wrote:Many famous people have the condition Asperger's Syndrome, but not many people know of it, I for one have the condition and would like to know if anyone else here on Bumpage has Asperger's Syndrome? I know some people are not very keen of expressing them having Asperger's, I was like that (even in a point of denialism) but it's something you learn to deal with and over come.
ViperOverLord wrote:What is A.S.? I know I can Google it, but I figure it's better to hear it from first hand experience anyhow.
Woodruff wrote:ViperOverLord wrote:What is A.S.? I know I can Google it, but I figure it's better to hear it from first hand experience anyhow.
It's a form of autism that shows itself most strongly (at least in older kids) with significant problems in understanding and dealing with social situations and such. And by "understanding" I mean literally "comprehending"...social interaction is somewhat of a "foreign" concept to someone with Asperger's...I had one kid who related it to me as "he doesn't see the point of it".
They can also lock in on pattern behaviors. This tends to make them good marchers for instance (relating back to my cadets), but very poor in thinking outside of the box-type skills. They can get there, of course, but it takes a lot of work for them to really start to get there. They also tend to have difficulty in reacting to change...change is DEFINITELY not a pleasant experience at all for someone with Asperger's.
Think of everything I've said there not as it would relate to a normal teenager, but rather in an extreme view of it, and you have a decent idea of it...though there are different levels and aspects to it.
They do also tend to score pretty highly on intelligence tests.
ViperOverLord wrote:Woodruff wrote:ViperOverLord wrote:What is A.S.? I know I can Google it, but I figure it's better to hear it from first hand experience anyhow.
It's a form of autism that shows itself most strongly (at least in older kids) with significant problems in understanding and dealing with social situations and such. And by "understanding" I mean literally "comprehending"...social interaction is somewhat of a "foreign" concept to someone with Asperger's...I had one kid who related it to me as "he doesn't see the point of it".
They can also lock in on pattern behaviors. This tends to make them good marchers for instance (relating back to my cadets), but very poor in thinking outside of the box-type skills. They can get there, of course, but it takes a lot of work for them to really start to get there. They also tend to have difficulty in reacting to change...change is DEFINITELY not a pleasant experience at all for someone with Asperger's.
Think of everything I've said there not as it would relate to a normal teenager, but rather in an extreme view of it, and you have a decent idea of it...though there are different levels and aspects to it.
They do also tend to score pretty highly on intelligence tests.
I should have known that. I've taught kids with A.S. I guess it just faded too much in my memory. Thanks. I taught kids with more extreme forms of A.S. It sounds interesting to understand the full scope of A.S. though.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
dwilhelmi wrote:I have heard of it, but only because of the show Parenthood. I had never heard of it before that. Out of curiosity, have any of you seen that show, and how close to the mark do they portray it? I read that the executive producer has a son with Asperger's, so there was hope that the show would do a good job of making the character realistic.
Woodruff wrote:dwilhelmi wrote:I have heard of it, but only because of the show Parenthood. I had never heard of it before that. Out of curiosity, have any of you seen that show, and how close to the mark do they portray it? I read that the executive producer has a son with Asperger's, so there was hope that the show would do a good job of making the character realistic.
I haven't seen it, no. Is it a movie or television?
Asperger's syndrome is an attempt by Dr. Hans Asperger to worm his way into the history books by labelling people who are simply assholes with a fake mental illness. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists.
Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self awareness, they are subhuman meat-calculators, who live to collect and catalogue items like barcodes and bottletops.
Such losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and shitty self-absorbed bullshit, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".
For these reasons, Asperger's has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of fucktards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Assburgers are fugly.

bedub1 wrote:I heard of it as Ass Burgers syndrome.
bedub1 wrote:I googled it and found this:Asperger's syndrome is an attempt by Dr. Hans Asperger to worm his way into the history books by labelling people who are simply assholes with a fake mental illness. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists.
Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self awareness, they are subhuman meat-calculators, who live to collect and catalogue items like barcodes and bottletops.
Such losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and shitty self-absorbed bullshit, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".
For these reasons, Asperger's has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of fucktards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Assburgers are fugly.
ViperOverLord wrote:Woodruff wrote:ViperOverLord wrote:What is A.S.? I know I can Google it, but I figure it's better to hear it from first hand experience anyhow.
It's a form of autism that shows itself most strongly (at least in older kids) with significant problems in understanding and dealing with social situations and such. And by "understanding" I mean literally "comprehending"...social interaction is somewhat of a "foreign" concept to someone with Asperger's...I had one kid who related it to me as "he doesn't see the point of it".
They can also lock in on pattern behaviors. This tends to make them good marchers for instance (relating back to my cadets), but very poor in thinking outside of the box-type skills. They can get there, of course, but it takes a lot of work for them to really start to get there. They also tend to have difficulty in reacting to change...change is DEFINITELY not a pleasant experience at all for someone with Asperger's.
Think of everything I've said there not as it would relate to a normal teenager, but rather in an extreme view of it, and you have a decent idea of it...though there are different levels and aspects to it.
They do also tend to score pretty highly on intelligence tests.
I should have known that. I've taught kids with A.S. I guess it just faded too much in my memory. Thanks. I taught kids with more extreme forms of A.S. It sounds interesting to understand the full scope of A.S. though.

heavycola wrote:ViperOverLord wrote:Woodruff wrote:ViperOverLord wrote:What is A.S.? I know I can Google it, but I figure it's better to hear it from first hand experience anyhow.
It's a form of autism that shows itself most strongly (at least in older kids) with significant problems in understanding and dealing with social situations and such. And by "understanding" I mean literally "comprehending"...social interaction is somewhat of a "foreign" concept to someone with Asperger's...I had one kid who related it to me as "he doesn't see the point of it".
They can also lock in on pattern behaviors. This tends to make them good marchers for instance (relating back to my cadets), but very poor in thinking outside of the box-type skills. They can get there, of course, but it takes a lot of work for them to really start to get there. They also tend to have difficulty in reacting to change...change is DEFINITELY not a pleasant experience at all for someone with Asperger's.
Think of everything I've said there not as it would relate to a normal teenager, but rather in an extreme view of it, and you have a decent idea of it...though there are different levels and aspects to it.
They do also tend to score pretty highly on intelligence tests.
I should have known that. I've taught kids with A.S. I guess it just faded too much in my memory. Thanks. I taught kids with more extreme forms of A.S. It sounds interesting to understand the full scope of A.S. though.
A book came out here a few years back - 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time'- it won a book fo the year prize. Basically it's written from the POV of a kid with high-functioning autism. It's really worth reading - brilliantly written and what I guess is a fascinating insight into what conditions like Asperger's are like.
Brooksie have you read it? Be interesting to hear what you thought of it, if you have.
heavycola wrote:ViperOverLord wrote:Woodruff wrote:ViperOverLord wrote:What is A.S.? I know I can Google it, but I figure it's better to hear it from first hand experience anyhow.
It's a form of autism that shows itself most strongly (at least in older kids) with significant problems in understanding and dealing with social situations and such. And by "understanding" I mean literally "comprehending"...social interaction is somewhat of a "foreign" concept to someone with Asperger's...I had one kid who related it to me as "he doesn't see the point of it".
They can also lock in on pattern behaviors. This tends to make them good marchers for instance (relating back to my cadets), but very poor in thinking outside of the box-type skills. They can get there, of course, but it takes a lot of work for them to really start to get there. They also tend to have difficulty in reacting to change...change is DEFINITELY not a pleasant experience at all for someone with Asperger's.
Think of everything I've said there not as it would relate to a normal teenager, but rather in an extreme view of it, and you have a decent idea of it...though there are different levels and aspects to it.
They do also tend to score pretty highly on intelligence tests.
I should have known that. I've taught kids with A.S. I guess it just faded too much in my memory. Thanks. I taught kids with more extreme forms of A.S. It sounds interesting to understand the full scope of A.S. though.
A book came out here a few years back - 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time'- it won a book fo the year prize. Basically it's written from the POV of a kid with high-functioning autism. It's really worth reading - brilliantly written and what I guess is a fascinating insight into what conditions like Asperger's are like.
Brooksie have you read it? Be interesting to hear what you thought of it, if you have.
khazalid wrote:see my above post!
mviola wrote:heavycola wrote:A book came out here a few years back - 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time'- it won a book fo the year prize. Basically it's written from the POV of a kid with high-functioning autism. It's really worth reading - brilliantly written and what I guess is a fascinating insight into what conditions like Asperger's are like.
Brooksie have you read it? Be interesting to hear what you thought of it, if you have.
My little brother is reading it right now and he hates it. I tried reading a page or two and its just weird, in my opinion.
PLAYER57832 wrote:khazalid wrote:see my above post!
You are actually somewhat correct.
Roughly 75% of the population (I think that's US, not world?) fits somewhere on the Autism syndrom spectrum, of which Aspergers is the "lightest" version. I would guess its slightly higher among internet users/posters.
In a sense, think of all the jokes about men not understanding women (and vice-versa). Instead of "I don't get men/women", its "i don't get people." That is also part of why women are less likely to be diagnosed with aspergers. At the same time, when it hits women, it can often be even harder, because women are just "inherently" "supposed" to "get" all that "touchy-feely" "human emotions" stuff.
