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natty_dread wrote:Are you a cop?


Bongssafariguy5 wrote:Blunts be my instrument of choice, although I've never tried a volcano, so I don't know about that yet.

And then you eat a cupcake.oVo wrote:All you need is a thumbtack and a glass,
tilt and suck it up.

Yeah, but then you need to Formula 420 it every now and then. Blunts make me feel G and don't need maintenance.Borderdawg wrote:Bongssafariguy5 wrote:Blunts be my instrument of choice, although I've never tried a volcano, so I don't know about that yet.

A cupcake? Like to see you manage only one.natty_dread wrote:And then you eat a cupcake.
It's easier to chew on twigs dipped in battery acid.natty_dread wrote:What you do is take a gram or two of good hash. Then you take a matchbox or something and stick a safety pin through it so that the tip of the pin points up, then stick the piece of hash on the pin. Light the hash with a lighter and blow at it gently, then put a pint on top of it, so that the matchbox + safety pin + hash stays under the pint. Wait until the pint fills up with smoke, then carefully slide it slightly over the edge of the table so there's a gap, and suck the smoke from the gap. Move the glass back and wait until it fills again, repeat.
Great, go do that then.Phatscotty wrote: It's easier to chew on twigs dipped in battery acid.
It's an euphemism for eating a cupcake. Which might be an euphemism for licking your own nipples, but we await confirmation on that.oVo wrote:A cupcake? Like to see you manage only one.natty_dread wrote:And then you eat a cupcake.
unless that's a euphemism for something else


At least the Rastafarians will be there then.Army of GOD wrote:Smoking marijuana is sinful. Expect to go to Hell, you evil sinners.

No matter how hard it is kicked, this type of addiction has a way of bouncing back.Mr Changsha wrote:Hmm...on a much-need break from it at the moment. I realised a little while ago that my income had dropped by about a quarter, my weight by half a stone (or so), my wife wasn't best pleased with me, I didn't want to go to the bar, I didn't want to hang out for coffees. I had become rather short-tempered.
I attributed this to the weed (or more generally hashish).
So I stopped buying it and after only a week or so I feel happier, healthier and much more energetic. The key bit is that i feel happier.
Weed has always had this effect on me. I don't doubt I am one of the unlucky few who it generates paranoia (and other psychological disorders) in. I am fine for a month or two but then it begins to creep up on me....
On the flip side, I like writing mad shit high, I love playing computer games high, I like fucking when high...
But I've stopped buying it and I have the warm glow of a man who knows he has kicked a habit. I call it 'the glow of inner-resolve'.
Too true.BigBallinStalin wrote:No matter how hard it is kicked, this type of addiction has a way of bouncing back.Mr Changsha wrote:Hmm...on a much-need break from it at the moment. I realised a little while ago that my income had dropped by about a quarter, my weight by half a stone (or so), my wife wasn't best pleased with me, I didn't want to go to the bar, I didn't want to hang out for coffees. I had become rather short-tempered.
I attributed this to the weed (or more generally hashish).
So I stopped buying it and after only a week or so I feel happier, healthier and much more energetic. The key bit is that i feel happier.
Weed has always had this effect on me. I don't doubt I am one of the unlucky few who it generates paranoia (and other psychological disorders) in. I am fine for a month or two but then it begins to creep up on me....
On the flip side, I like writing mad shit high, I love playing computer games high, I like fucking when high...
But I've stopped buying it and I have the warm glow of a man who knows he has kicked a habit. I call it 'the glow of inner-resolve'.
