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DERRRR< This is the thread where we make obvious jokes that are so obvious that they can't be mistaken as seriously.

I'll begin:


What's the deal with airline peanuts, guys? I mean, they give you a pack of peanuts, and then what?


LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG, that was so funny! Now it's your turn!
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my best friend is a peanut and he is now crying.

inb4 woodruff reports you and then blames me
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Sorry, sir. But your joke isn't obvious enough.


REPORTED FOR BIGOTRY.
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Is this thing on?
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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Because it was dead.
The right answer to the wrong question is still the wrong answer to the real question.
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In the middle of the night my wife woke me up with her dirty talking. I rolled over and she was on the phone. :cry:
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What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.
What's pink and sticky?
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A pink stick.
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Since we're doing old jokes, wth:

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what do you call a black pilot?
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by his first name
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