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Are we all going to send our waste with them, along with food and water? NASA has done studies that lining potential interplanetary ships with human waste (and food and water) can help block harmful radiation as a sort of shield.
So, for the good of the mission, we all must poop.
AndyDufresne wrote:Are we all going to send our waste with them, along with food and water? NASA has done studies that lining potential interplanetary ships with human waste (and food and water) can help block harmful radiation as a sort of shield.
So, for the good of the mission, we all must poop.
--Andy
this is one of those ideas that (even if it works) makes you wonder who originally thought about it, and what the hell they must have been smoking at the time
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AndyDufresne wrote:NASA has done studies that lining potential interplanetary ships with human waste (and food and water) can help block harmful radiation as a sort of shield. --Andy
Yeah but don't you have to later eat the food? Seems like it would all come out in the wash so to speak.
2dimes wrote:It's probably not true but I read Cocacola helps get rid of kidney stones maybe the budget will allow a couple of cases for the trip.
Soda is a leading CAUSE of kidney stones, not the other way around. The carbonation leaches calcium from your bones, and other aspects of soda act as diuretics, dehydrating you. Bad combo.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
AndyDufresne wrote:Are we all going to send our waste with them, along with food and water? NASA has done studies that lining potential interplanetary ships with human waste (and food and water) can help block harmful radiation as a sort of shield.
So, for the good of the mission, we all must poop.
this is one of those ideas that (even if it works) makes you wonder who originally thought about it, and what the hell they must have been smoking at the time
Yeah. You know the NASA budget's bad when they're looking at that as a shield. <grin>
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
AndyDufresne wrote:NASA has done studies that lining potential interplanetary ships with human waste (and food and water) can help block harmful radiation as a sort of shield. --Andy
Yeah but don't you have to later eat the food? Seems like it would all come out in the wash so to speak.
Dude, if it's coming out in the wash, I think you're doing something wrong.
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
AndyDufresne wrote:I voted for the TGD, since the Mars Colony will undoubtedly need some sort of legal service. I can't remember TGD's specialty, though. --Andy
I think Mars would be way cooler if it was like the Old West or something so I'm going the complete opposite direction on this one.
AndyDufresne wrote:I voted for the TGD, since the Mars Colony will undoubtedly need some sort of legal service. I can't remember TGD's specialty, though. --Andy
I think Mars would be way cooler if it was like the Old West or something so I'm going the complete opposite direction on this one.
The old west had a legal service. They were guns. So, that just means we need to arm TGD with law books and weapons.
AndyDufresne wrote:I voted for the TGD, since the Mars Colony will undoubtedly need some sort of legal service. I can't remember TGD's specialty, though. --Andy
I think Mars would be way cooler if it was like the Old West or something so I'm going the complete opposite direction on this one.
The old west had a legal service. They were guns. So, that just means we need to arm TGD with law books and weapons. --Andy
If the guns are the legal service then why do you need TGD?
AndyDufresne wrote:I voted for the TGD, since the Mars Colony will undoubtedly need some sort of legal service. I can't remember TGD's specialty, though. --Andy
I think Mars would be way cooler if it was like the Old West or something so I'm going the complete opposite direction on this one.
The old west had a legal service. They were guns. So, that just means we need to arm TGD with law books and weapons. --Andy
If the guns are the legal service then why do you need TGD?
Duh, you aren't thinking funky. TGD is a crackshot (probably). He's the decider of justice.
2dimes wrote:Would that be the most important attribute for this mission?
Probably a cast iron psyche, considering we have no idea what impact permanently leaving their home planet would have on an individual. Either that or lots of experience with mind altering drugs with not only a decent supply but a means to propagating said mind altering drugs for the purpose of coping with the home-sickness.
Well, I think someone was applying to be the medical officer whilst Andrew set out the main skill he required for the position. While I suspect we may need a urologist to treat Woodruff's kidney stones with Cocacola.
Dagnabit Andy, I'm a bassist that needs to practice more not a junkie!
2dimes wrote: While I suspect we may need a urologist to treat Woodruff's kidney stones...
Is that what makes him so irritable?
Let me tell you...when a kidney stone hits, "irritable" ain't even in play.
(Passed a six-centimeter stone last year. That was a bitch.)
...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.