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[crispybits]

Same as but with an old episode of Dukes of Hazzard - so bad I can't believe I used to like it so much - another childhood memory tainted...

[muy_thaiguy]

Same as but with an old episode of Dukes of Hazzard - so bad I can't believe I used to like it so much - another childhood memory tainted...

I used to enjoy a movie called Milo & Otis. A seemingly innocent movie about a pug puppy and a kitten's adeventure. And then I watched Nostalgia Chick's review of it. I can never look at it the same way again.

[targetman377]

*Target man gazed upon this page with sadness as he noticed that nostalgia was over rated. He had just come to the sudden realization of a past that may not be as good as we remember it was.* "Cheer up there chap" Jonsy stated "yesterday may be gone but today is here right now time to make knew nostalgia all over again" A lone wolf appeared out of know where and for some reason there was a full moon pictured behind him as if it was a sign of god "Does anyone want a tasty snack of crispy bits." "Good God man have you no shame we are morning Jamison did you not hear?" Muy T interjected. the wolf backed down and said "wait what happened to good Jameson." He died going after one of his barrels of alcohol" Yoshi said with a stark face. "DOOM DOOM DOOM yoshi always Doom with you what is it with you and doom?" the monkey replied. as he tossed a banana peel. Jamison appeared out of no where and said. "fear not my young-lings today i come and bring nostalgia back today i come to bring back a crispy snack to eat later, and yes fear not little monkey man of the doom that vast approaches you tonight we shall cheers muy and his football career. Tonight we shall reminiscence. as with out reminiscent in the present there is no nostalgia over the past. And even if the past is remember incorrectly it does not matter as past is what we make of it."

[Dukasaur]

All that is old is new again.

[AndyDufresne]

And the seas will become land and the land become seas.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

[Quirk]

BPotW

[strike wolf]

"You will eat this banana and like it!"

"But I don't WANNA!"

"I SAID EAT IT!"

[AndyDufresne]

Tomorrow is Halloween. Time to get out my sacrificial daggers.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

[AndyDufresne]

I watched a 1921 silent Swedish film 'The Phantom Carriage' yesterday.





It was pretty good, worth the watch at least. I watched it on Hulu Plus. The musical score was re recorded in 1998. Anyways, the film had Swedish intertitles with English subtitles.

Upon close of the movie, I saw this:

SLUT.

(The End.)

Gilipig, does 'The End' really translate as 'slut' in Swedish?

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

[AndyDufresne]

I watched a 1921 silent Swedish film 'The Phantom Carriage' yesterday.





It was pretty good, worth the watch at least. I watched it on Hulu Plus. The musical score was re recorded in 1998. Anyways, the film had Swedish intertitles with English subtitles.

Upon close of the movie, I saw this:

SLUT.

(The End.)

Gilipig, does 'The End' really translate as 'slut' in Swedish?

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

[Quirk]

[2dimes]

Is the pitcher left handed or is the picture reversed?

[targetman377]

apparently when you retire you forgot you post something so you do it twice.

[targetman377]

now time for a random poem written by me!!!

oh, Eos for you are so far away when Nyx covers the sky.
Yet both of you are Aphrodite in your own way.

Nyx you cover the earth with a blanket,
It cools the earth from what Helios does with his light.
You trigger sleep in men,
where we can safely pass into the future.
dreams take us where we can not go,
only when Nyx rules the sky.

Eos you break the hold of Nyx,
you stand midway between Nyx and Helios
oh but what you bring is true Aphrodite to this world
You are my favorite part of the day.
Your golden rosy beam breaks though our slumber,
To say hello welcome back to reality.

Oh Eos, Oh Nyx you work in perfect harmony,
may you never leave us.

[muy_thaiguy]

Roosterteeth's newest series, RWBY.

[strike wolf]

I thought about football,
I thought about sports.
I thought about denial
about rationalization of all sorts.

I thought about doohickeys
and loraxes awide.
about colored brick tees
and Hamlet's famous asides.

I thought about rhyming like Seuss
and referencing Shakespeare
Next I should mention Zeus
and cover mythology right here.
I wonder if that makes me a poet?
but would I know it?

I thought about child hood rhymes
And remembered the times
I learned about abab and aabb rhyming
And how using different words is good for the timing.

I thought about music
and I thought about nervous tics.
I spent so much time on the words
That I forgot about my homework...Turds.

Congratulations. You all just lost 5 brain cells.

[DoomYoshi]

[targetman377]

i am much more a fan of free verse lol if you can tell. but yours is good too!

[Quirk]

[muy_thaiguy]

And now, an old favorite of mine;

[Gillipig]

Upon close of the movie, I saw this:

SLUT.

(The End.)

Gilipig, does 'The End' really translate as 'slut' in Swedish?

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Yes actually, but it's not pronounced with two t's like "slut" is in english, it's pronounced as it's spelled, with one t.
You can also bend it and say "sluts" and mean closing or shutting something. "The bag "sluts" by itself" is a valid sentence. Påsen sluts av sig själv.
Påsen means "The Bag", Av means "By", Sig Själv means "Itself".

[2dimes]

Now I want to know how a single t is pronounced in Swedish. Any You tubes of someone saying the word?

[AndyDufresne]

I baked a few dozen peanutbutter cookies with M&Ms yesterday. They turned out pretty delicious. I used chunky peanutbutter in stead of smooth, and that was a good choice.

**Leaves behind a bowl of cookies and bananas**


--Andy