Yes, I did it! [Current #1: waauw]

[JBlombier]

In this game, every post you write has to follow an easy pattern. Every vowel must be followed by a consonant and the other way around. The person to write the longest comprehensive post with acceptable English spelling and grammar, will be the number one. Good luck!

Example:
Yes, I did it!

Scoreboard
He had it as diner; a nice sugary mini-cake made for a ceremony, not a bone, nor a rib-eye, nor a banana cake, nor a banana, nor a rice cake, nor a rice-cube, nor any rice, nor a potato, nor any tofu, nor any suya, nor any yakitori, nor any bife a cavalo, nor any bulalô, nor any menudo, nor any panada, nor any bacon. (waauw)
Alas, a taramasalata lover, as a taramasalata lover, is an Avalon exile taramasalta lover- alas, a taramasalata lover as a lover, is a parasitic exile to be removed at an exegetical, or useful, emetic, exiled as of an enema. (Symmetry)
i do not use Y as a vowel, ever, or in a superexile parasitic episode case sometimes I do. (betiko)
I'm in a super exile parasitic episode (WingCmdr Ginkapo)
Go now unite my city, Tacocat. (Quirk)
Yes, I did it! (JBlombier)

[Quirk]

Go now unite my city today, Tacocat.

[Quirk]

Go now unite my city, Tacocat.

[WingCmdr Ginkapo]

Go now unite my city, Tacocat.

For the purposes of this game, (and the Queens english) "y" is not a vowel. Check out JBlonbiers use of "yes".

I'm in a super exile parasitic episode

[JBlombier]

Go now unite my city, Tacocat.

For the purposes of this game, (and the Queens english) "y" is not a vowel. Check out JBlombiers use of "yes".

I did a search, as I wasn't aware this was something we could argue about. On Oxford Dictionaries it says that

Whether the letter Y is a vowel or a consonant is therefore rather an arbitrary decision.

For the sake of this game, I declare the Y to be valid when used it in its proper place.
So city is valid, because the Y is clearly a vowel in this case. I think that's reasonable.

WingCmdr Ginkapo leads with the longest sentence!

[betiko]

i do not use Y as a vowel, ever, or in a superexile parasitic episode case sometimes I do.

[Symmetry]

Alas, a taramasalata lover, as a taramasalata lover, is an Avalon exile taramasalta lover- alas, a taramasalata lover as a lover, is a parasitic exile to be removed at an exegetical, or useful, emetic, exiled as of an enema.



Taramasalata is a really useful word In this game.

[Symmetry]

Damn, that "at" should be "as".

[waauw]

He had it as diner; a nice sugary mini-cake made for a ceremony, not a bone, nor a rib-eye, nor a banana cake, nor a banana, nor a rice cake, nor a rice-cube, nor any rice, nor a potato, nor any tofu, nor any suya, nor any yakitori, nor any bife a cavalo, nor any bulalô, nor any menudo, nor any panada, nor any bacon.

[waauw]

There, I broke the game

[Symmetry]

He had it as diner; a nice sugary mini-cake made for a ceremony, not a bone, nor a rib-eye, nor a banana cake, nor a banana, nor a rice cake, nor a rice-cube, nor any rice, nor a potato, nor any tofu, nor any suya, nor any yakitori, nor any bife a cavalo, nor any bulalô, nor any menudo, nor any panada, nor any bacon.

"Sugary mini cake" treats "y" as a vowel.

[waauw]

He had it as diner; a nice sugary mini-cake made for a ceremony, not a bone, nor a rib-eye, nor a banana cake, nor a banana, nor a rice cake, nor a rice-cube, nor any rice, nor a potato, nor any tofu, nor any suya, nor any yakitori, nor any bife a cavalo, nor any bulalô, nor any menudo, nor any panada, nor any bacon.

"Sugary mini cake" treats "y" as a vowel.

And? The next letter is "m", a consonant.

[Symmetry]

He had it as diner; a nice sugary mini-cake made for a ceremony, not a bone, nor a rib-eye, nor a banana cake, nor a banana, nor a rice cake, nor a rice-cube, nor any rice, nor a potato, nor any tofu, nor any suya, nor any yakitori, nor any bife a cavalo, nor any bulalô, nor any menudo, nor any panada, nor any bacon.

"Sugary mini cake" treats "y" as a vowel.

And? The next letter is "m", a consonant.

Exactly, three consonants in a row.

[waauw]

He had it as diner; a nice sugary mini-cake made for a ceremony, not a bone, nor a rib-eye, nor a banana cake, nor a banana, nor a rice cake, nor a rice-cube, nor any rice, nor a potato, nor any tofu, nor any suya, nor any yakitori, nor any bife a cavalo, nor any bulalô, nor any menudo, nor any panada, nor any bacon.

"Sugary mini cake" treats "y" as a vowel.

And? The next letter is "m", a consonant.

Exactly, three consonants in a row.

But you just said the y was a vowel.

[Symmetry]

He had it as diner; a nice sugary mini-cake made for a ceremony, not a bone, nor a rib-eye, nor a banana cake, nor a banana, nor a rice cake, nor a rice-cube, nor any rice, nor a potato, nor any tofu, nor any suya, nor any yakitori, nor any bife a cavalo, nor any bulalô, nor any menudo, nor any panada, nor any bacon.

"Sugary mini cake" treats "y" as a vowel.

And? The next letter is "m", a consonant.

Exactly, three consonants in a row.

But you just said the y was a vowel.

I said it treated it as one. It is not. It's a consonant.

[WingCmdr Ginkapo]

For the sake of this game, I declare the Y to be valid when used it in its proper place.

Learn to read Symm

[Symmetry]

For the sake of this game, I declare the Y to be valid when used it in its proper place.

Learn to read Symm

Fair point, I missed that. Mea culpa.

[waauw]

For the sake of this game, I declare the Y to be valid when used it in its proper place.

Learn to read Symm

Symm is just enormously dedicated to win this game.

[Symmetry]

For the sake of this game, I declare the Y to be valid when used it in its proper place.

Learn to read Symm

Symm is just enormously dedicated to win this game.

I'm sorry, that was totally my inability to read beyond the first post.