Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:18 am

Granted. But they suck your pee-pee until it falls off and you die of septecaemia. You writhe in unimaginable pain for days, seeing patterns of light dancing in front of your eyes. Then you rot in the dirt where nobody remembers you.

I wish your mum was ginger.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:40 am

Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:34 am

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but you are on an isolated island!
I wish for NES to be the world!

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:36 am

NESconqueror wrote:
Honibaz wrote:Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but you are on an isolated island!
I wish for NES to be the world!

Granted, but every human dies because they play Nintendo games 24 hours a day without any sleep. The world now belongs to the monkeys.

I wish for humor.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:02 am

Granted. But people stil only make jokes about you.

I still wish your mum was ginger.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:13 am

Granted, but you find out that you have a hard time telling if something is ginger or human, and in that case, my mum is actually human.

I wish for a treaty.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:38 am

Wish granted, but it turns out some one else kills you

I wish it would stop raining so our basement wouldn't be flooded anymore

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:01 pm

granted but there is a drought and you all die

I wish I could keep my rank as it is

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:03 pm

Granted. But within weeks point inflation leaves you at the bottom of the scoreboard with no hope of accension.

I wish that your mum was ginger.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:09 pm

Granted but now she hates you

I wish diddle wasnt an idiot

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:39 pm

Granted, but he's still annoying

I wish I had a working sega genesis with 32x expansion and sega CD addon with a ton of games to play on it.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:44 pm

Granted, but then Fircoal steals it.

I wish I had a newer truck ('74 Chevy)

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:55 pm

Granted but fircoal steals it.

I wish I had a home security system.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:19 pm

Granted. This one's a poodle.

I wish I had a vagina.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:21 pm

Granted, but you lose it when you take your head out from between your legs.

I wish I had a camera phone.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:25 pm

granted but the camera doesnt work.

I wish that I could speak

lalaland · Post by **lalaland** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:09 pm

granted, but you speak in a language that nobody can understand.

I wish I became a mod.

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:29 pm

Granted, but you become associated with IC and everyone hates you because of it.

I wish I could travel forward three days.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:30 pm

Gold Knight wrote:Granted, but you become associated with IC and everyone hates you because of it.

I wish I could travel forward three days.

Granted, but you travel forward 3 days after you meet your doom.
I wish for a NES tank!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:45 pm

granted but you blow yourself up.

I wish for there to a new world war, but without weapons just hand to hand combat.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:51 pm

Granted but every one cheats and uses weapons.

I wish my security system didn't suck.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:53 pm

granted now it blows.

I wish people wouldn't cheat by using weapons in my war.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:54 pm

Granted but they decide that the rules for the war are stupid so they go home.

I wish my security system was really good.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:56 pm

granted too bad the burglars are already inside.

I wish for immortality.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:57 pm

Granted, but it is too good, realizes you're inferior, kills you, and takes over the world.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Edit: Fastposted...