Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

[DaGip]

Really? Why does the Book of Enki (written before the fucking Bible) tell a story of traveling through the solar system and describing both Uranus and Neptune to a fucking tee? Also, it describes the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars? On top of that, it also tells us about the "Face on Mars" and whose fucking face it was? In addition, it explains the genetically manufactured creatures/slaves of the ADAMU (Earthings or Adams) that were created originally to help mine gold to fix the giant hole in the Annunaki's home planet's atmosphere?

It also explains the purpose of the Great Pyramids and how some of the Annunaki used NUCLEAR WEAPONS upon the earth!

Then there are the Christians that simplify everything and just say: "Trust in Christ! Have fucking Faith! God has a plan for everything!" and the "devil" was a fucking talking SNAKE in a tree!

No explanations...just faith and "believe".

I poop on your religion.

Thank you.

[Serbia]

Bollocks.

[notyou2]

Da Gip, may I borrow that book?



Ohh, and this thread was reported for spam.

[owenshooter]

you know... it's kind of funny that you are staking so much faith in a translation of mesopotamian iconography and symbology done by a crack pot, and not in my interpretation of the same material, which is the basis of my very own religion... the black jesus is flabbergasted...-Jésus noir

whatever... i don't believe anything Free Masons declare...

[DaGip]

you know... it's kind of funny that you are staking so much faith in a translation of mesopotamian iconography and symbology done by a crack pot, and not in my interpretation of the same material, which is the basis of my very own religion... the black jesus is flabbergasted...-Jésus noir

whatever... i don't believe anything Free Masons declare...

I looked at this image, and all became clear:

Click image to enlarge.

[DaGip]

Da Gip, may I borrow that book?



Ohh, and this thread was reported for spam.

http://www.benpadiah.com/otherstuff/ENKI/synopses.html

[pimpdave]

I thought the purpose of the pyramids was to give all the excess labor something to do. See cause they invented the domestication of the cat, which freed up all kinds of man power that had previously been protecting grain from rats. So the slaves had to do something. Hence the Sphinx and the pyramids.

[tzor]

I thought the purpose of the pyramids was to give all the excess labor something to do.

The purpose of the pyramids was to give the leaders something to do. Long before professional sports ruled the world, the leaders of Egypt looked towards the heavens and one of them said, "when you look at it long enough, that funny line in the sky looks a lot like the river."

"Ah yes," the other one said, "that lovely river that floods and waters all of the fields."

"And those stars are right next to the river."

"I know that part of the river."

"We could build our own stars next to the river. It would be so lovely."

"And a monument to ourselves."

"It would be great, we could even put in special passages that pointed to the real stars and everything."

"Silly, but I'll go for it."

"And we could live there like forever."

"You sure about that?"

"Well, it beats the current system of hiding ourselves in mountain sides for eternity. We can hide ourselves in plain sight!"

"Well the mortuary industry is going to love this!"

[DaGip]

Nice idea, however...not true.

The Pyramids were first erected as giant space port lights guiding the ANNUNAKI into Ki's first civilization and space outpost. When flying their Celestial Chariots through Earth's atmosphere, they were guided by port lights located from Mount Ararat down to the Fertile Valley where they would drop off more IGIGI workers to mine for gold. When a large enough shipment was found and processed into very fine gold dust powder, they then would rocket it up into space from the now ruined temple of Baalbek located in Lebanon.

I got the proof. See:

[jonesthecurl]

I think the aliens designed the ground around here. Wherever I go, it's right underneath me. Astounding.

[tzor]

Nice idea, however...not true.

The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?

[DaGip]

Nice idea, however...not true.

The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?

It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

[Endgame422]

[AAFitz]

Nice idea, however...not true.

The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?

It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

Ok, so answer me this then: So aliens that could fly from star to star needed some lights to land on earth....so why did they need their lights on top of pyramids?

I mean, we land planes and space ships all the time, and we didnt wasted billions of man hours building pyramids for the lights, so why would an advanced technological society need lights, on top of pyramids?

My point is, mostly. This is fucking stupid.

[BigBallinStalin]

Since when can the majority of threads f*ck spam?

[Dukasaur]

More importantly, what does SPAM have to do with PYRAMIDS?

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[tzor]

More importantly, what does SPAM have to do with PYRAMIDS?

How to Make a Pyramid Using Spam Cans

[DirtyDishSoap]

Spamalot. It'll revive in some form or another.

[Army of GOD]

I fucked spam once.

I don't recommend it.

[DaGip]

I fucked spam once.

I don't recommend it.

Was it still in the can?

[Dukasaur]

I fucked spam once.

I don't recommend it.

Was it still in the can?

Ouch!

[Army of GOD]

No but it was wetter than Serbia's mom

[Serbia]

No but it was wetter than Serbia's mom

Bollocks.

[tkr4lf]

Nice idea, however...not true.

The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?

It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

Have you been watching that Stargate movie?

[DaGip]

Nice idea, however...not true.

The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?

It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

Have you been watching that Stargate movie?

Stargate was modeled after the Book Of Enki as well as Prometheus.