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I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).
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I got your costume right here:

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I got your costume right here:

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Used maxi pad...a white sheet, some stuffing and ketchup is all you need. You can even pee in it due to its absorbent properties.
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or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.
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Go as a dwarf, for a change.

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You could go as al-Baghdadi and proclaim the Islamic State of Pennsylvania.

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Go as Harley Quinn

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BigBallinStalin wrote:Image

or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.
I am strongly considering this one
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Army of GOD wrote:
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or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.
I am strongly considering this one
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Army of GOD wrote:I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).
Dude! You got me thinking about dressing up as Adrian Peterson carrying around a little doll of a boy and a tree branch!
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DaGip wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).
Dude! You got me thinking about dressing up as Adrian Peterson carrying around a little doll of a boy and a tree branch!
that actually works too...
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You should go as a dick!
You wouldn't even need a costume.

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Go as a serbian, you only need a black wig and another black wig of chest hair coming out your shirt
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notyou2 wrote:Go as a serbian, you only need a black wig and another black wig of chest hair coming out your shirt
Facial hair would help as well.

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I would say go as a Franciscan Friar but that's MY costume. :twisted:
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Go in black face and just have blood running out your eyeballs, ears, nose, and mouth, and a sign around your neck that says: Thomas Eric Duncan.
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Zombie Suarez

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Some sort of waif?
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Funkyterrance keeps posting on my wall telling me to answer him but I'm banned from posting on his wall. I feel like I'm in a Kafka novel. AND I HATE KAFKA. :x
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You guys arent foed so i dont know what the f*ck is up, sorry bout that.
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FYI, it says i am banned from posting on my own wall if thats any consolation?
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I dressed up as Funky Terrance because I wanted the "annoying cock" look
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