Ever go to a friend's house and you gotta drop this massive log and pray the thing flushes without a clog?
Even worse, you hold that sucker in and try not appear rude that you need to leave and pray you make it home on time without adding a few lumps and stains to your underwear.
How about if you got this booger just blocking your nasal cavity, no tissue in sight, and you're stuck just sitting there waiting for an opportunity to blow that damn out?
Your nuts are on fire, you're in public and you really need to scratch that itch and hope that chick didn't have something weird and gave you a bad case of pickle dick?
Just thoughts. Maybe just be.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
Not a fan of heights either. Fractured my shoulder with a nasty fall. I remember you mentioning belly buttons though. Do you wear a shirt at all times? Does your wife/girlfriend or however you swing wear one at all times too? What about porkin time? Or showers?!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Not a fan of heights either. Fractured my shoulder with a nasty fall. I remember you mentioning belly buttons though. Do you wear a shirt at all times? Does your wife/girlfriend or however you swing wear one at all times too? What about porkin time? Or showers?!
This isn't and AMA about my biggest fears (or maybe it is idk), but I will say if someone wants to kill my boner it probably requires them like touching their own or trying to touch mine... I've come to terms with the idea that BBs will always be in the room with me so their mere existence is something I've learned to tolerate as long as people aren't going out of their way to bring attention to the BBs in the room. Often times the way you would know you've triggered me is I will start burping, which will often kill the girls boner as well (vicious cycle of impotence).
Dukasaur wrote: That was the night I broke into St. Mike's Cathedral and shat on the Archibishop's desk
Bitey snake. I also developed some claustro after getting caught in a tube.
I don't mind some pretty gnarly heights as long as I'm on a solid structure or in an aircraft.
Once I was on a 120' man lift, not really for me. I can do it but I'm too old to volunteer for such a task. The guy I was up there with thought it was great fun.
2dimes wrote:
I don't mind some pretty gnarly heights as long as I'm on a solid structure or in an aircraft.
Oddly, planes have never bothered me... I went up in a glider plane once and even that didn't trigger it. On the days I'm feeling my most brave I convince myself I could go skydiving, but the thought of bungee jumping immediately gives me vertigo if that makes any sense. My wife took me to a basketball game (Sac Kings) a few years back and bought tickets for the very last row in the highest section and last about 2.5 minutes... I couldn't do it... we watched the game standing in the main level where there was a bar.
Dukasaur wrote: That was the night I broke into St. Mike's Cathedral and shat on the Archibishop's desk
Mook - your seats / bar story cracked me up! I can totally see that. I think the hardest thing I ever did was bungee jumping. Off a closed rusted ass decrepit bridge over a rocky gorge. My brother's plan.....he was always trying to kill me it was awful. I was....30? Sure AF couldn't do it now. I got my A cert for skydiving as a young man - did a couple jumps on mushrooms. Damn fun...lol. But off a bridge with a fucking rubber band? Nope.
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
2dimes wrote:
I don't mind some pretty gnarly heights as long as I'm on a solid structure or in an aircraft.
Oddly, planes have never bothered me... I went up in a glider plane once and even that didn't trigger it.
It's actually not odd. Quite a few pilots have a fear of heights. Flying inside an aircraft is somehow very different.
Pilot a large plane no problem, stand on the wing and they would be worried about falling off. Somewhat like looking out a window of a three or four story building.
it was awful. I was....30? Sure AF couldn't do it now. I got my A cert for skydiving as a young man - did a couple jumps on mushrooms. Damn fun...lol. But off a bridge with a fucking rubber band? Nope.
