Sex....what is the best form?

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Post by UCAbears »

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?


Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal


anal AKA UP the wrong-un!!
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Post by Norse »

unriggable wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:whats missionary?


Missionary is the way to do it. If its not missionary, it's not sex.

You forgot anal



dude, 'up the wrong-un' maybe?
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Post by riggable »

kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy :)
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riggable wrote:
kwanton wrote:When you do a monk.

I started laughin out loud when I read that and my mom asked what was so funny. I couldn't think of a good excuse either, so it was pretty awkward. Thanks buddy :)


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your what? :shock:
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Post by b.k. barunt »

The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.
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Post by Ronaldinho »

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.



I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it
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Post by hecter »

Ronaldinho wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.



I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!
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hecter wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.



I think its means bending your cock round to your ass and bouncing on it

Ron Jeremy could pull that off!





I tried it, and it al but snapped, lol. :wink:
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Post by lduke1990 »

Ron ur a sick f*ck.

Anal is the best for me, but my current girlfriend won't give it up, any suggestions
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Post by b.k. barunt »

Grease her up good, and then, whilst doing it in the missionary position (doggie style she might expect it), it's simply a matter of - oops . . . voila!
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Post by Dmunster »

Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax. :wink:
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Post by Norse »

b.k. barunt wrote:The gfy votes - do they want to do themselves, or watch you doing yourself? I'm confused.


I would hazard a guess at both, like mutual masturbation.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
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Post by DAZMCFC »

i will not divulge in what kind of sex i have with my wife, but norse is in love with 3 things pompey(portsmouth fc to all americans), his right palm and his left palm.
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Post by Norse »

Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by Ronaldinho »

Norse wrote:Fair post, I won't divulge in what sex I have with your wife either.



Me neither, bit explicit. She one rough hoe.
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Post by b.k. barunt »

And i won't divulge that i was hiding in the closet with my camcorder.
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Post by b.k. barunt »

Dmunster wrote:Ass to mouth... dry. Now that takes commitment... or a couple of xanax. :wink:
Xanax is for pussies, but i do like a lot of baby lotion.
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Post by Hitman079 »

i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
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Post by lduke1990 »

doggy is where ur behind her, but giving it to her pussy, cow girl is where she is on top
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Post by Stopper »

Hitman079 wrote:i'm not exactly sure what the first 3 positions look like..i THINK i know what missionary looks like, but not cowgirl or doggy-style.
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Post by b.k. barunt »

Educate and inform? Let's see you do it like that - you're going to get the poor kid injured.
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Post by DAZMCFC »

well done norse and ronnie. lmao. also bk can you send me a video or dvd. :roll:
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Post by b.k. barunt »

They're expensive.
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